"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Most pathetic shít test ever?

ARrocket

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Some OKCupid girl I banged a couple of weeks ago starts sexting me at midnight. Invites me over...

I get there, and we sit on her bed. The following conversation occurs:

Girl: Actually I lied...I just wanted to cuddle tonight.
Me: [Stares blankly at her]
Girl: So did it work?
Me: Did what work?
Girl: Me sexting you...
Me: Nah...I was actually headed this way already.
Girl: Haha sure you were...

I get up and start commenting on a map she has hanging on her wall.

I sit back down, and 2 minutes later clothes are off.

Sometimes I wonder about these girls and their thought processes...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Night-hawk

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You know her game. She has no power over you that she wants. She thinks she does. She failed her own test. Bravo.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ARrocket

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I don't understand how (even in her eyes) that could make her seem less slvtty? I mean she already sexted me...

Anyway, was easy to spot from a mile away. She's a basket case.
 

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Women want to be slvts, but they don't want to feel like slvts.

Well played, sir.
 

joe henny

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Confused as to why all posters are calling op's chick a slut??? Wonders if all women they sleep with are sluts as well???
 
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