"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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I can't stand any more of "My Humps" or "Laffy Taffy" and "Beverly Hills". I especially hate Nickleback and the radio in general. I listen to the radio all day at work and you'd be suprised how much **** they replay everyday. Its so fvcking annoying.
 
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F*ck your MTV and radio bullsh*t. Listen to Vader and Opeth
 
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Originally posted by Paintballguy
I can't stand any more of "My Humps" or "Laffy Taffy" and "Beverly Hills". I especially hate Nickleback and the radio in general. I listen to the radio all day at work and you'd be suprised how much **** they replay everyday. Its so fvcking annoying.
Yeah, the last time I was in county jail they had the popular station on all day and like after 2 hour you realize that they play the same sh*t in the same order all f*cking day.
 
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