"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Most overplayed recent song on the radio

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I can't stand any more of "My Humps" or "Laffy Taffy" and "Beverly Hills". I especially hate Nickleback and the radio in general. I listen to the radio all day at work and you'd be suprised how much **** they replay everyday. Its so fvcking annoying.
 
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F*ck your MTV and radio bullsh*t. Listen to Vader and Opeth
 
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Originally posted by Paintballguy
I can't stand any more of "My Humps" or "Laffy Taffy" and "Beverly Hills". I especially hate Nickleback and the radio in general. I listen to the radio all day at work and you'd be suprised how much **** they replay everyday. Its so fvcking annoying.
Yeah, the last time I was in county jail they had the popular station on all day and like after 2 hour you realize that they play the same sh*t in the same order all f*cking day.
 
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