"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Almost 90% of the threads posted here is someone b*tching about a problem. Seriously if your unsure about something JUST DO IT and learn from it unless your a moron in which you'll never learn anyways so you should stop trying. Real men don't complain at every little thing that's wrong with their life. Chicks are more attracted to someone to take the initiative and doing something wrong than doing nothing. Seriously stop worrying about what other people think of you, few days ago a popular 10th grader HB 9.5 sat next to me on the bus so she could flirt with the 11th graders. Since her perfume smelt like sh*t I told to find another seat cuz she was making me sick. Everyone was shocked but I didn't care cuz she moved. So ya if you want more respect and ppl to actually care about your opinion stop being a p*ssy and actually state what you feel.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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stop being a p*ssy and actually state what you feel.
I feel that a 19 year old should not be in 11th grade.
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
So ya if you want more respect and ppl to actually care about your opinion stop being a p*ssy and actually state what you feel.
We have a 19 year old in the 11th grade telling us that we need respect.
 

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I'm sorry.....I thought flirtatiously ****y and being a **** were two different things.My mistake.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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azanon said:
We have a 19 year old in the 11th grade telling us that we need respect.
AHAHAH u really think I'm 19!? wow so you believe everything on the internet? of course I'm not in 11th grade you dumbsh*t hello 19 is either freshmen or soptmore in college. I never said ppl need respect the main point I was trying to make is everyone is b*tching like p*ssies these days and it's annoying. Everyone wants a quick fix and complain so much.

Here check this article... http://www.askmen.com/money/mafioso_100/130_mafia.html
 

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Does anyone else see the irony of this thread? It's a thread where the OP b!tches and whines about people that b!tch and whine.
 

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SharinganUser said:
Does anyone else see the irony of this thread? It's a thread where the OP b!tches and whines about people that b!tch and whine.
Thank you.

Besides, 1.) in the example you cited, maybe if you cared a little what people thought you WOULDN'T BE SUCH AN IDIOT!

It's good to care what people think, a LITTLE bit. People have feelings too, you tool. True, most people should care far less (myself included) what others think. But that is different from not caring at all and insulting everybody for no reason.

Why don't you pick up an AK 47 and just shoot everybody, if you don't care what they think?

2.) Sometimes getting out all your thoughts, pros and cons helps you sort out what's best to do. What if there was a guy who b!tched on sosuave so he could mack in real life? Nothing wrong with that, I say.
 

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Yeah dude, and then the guy she went and sat next to after you told her she smelt like sh!t probably banged her that night you idiot.
 

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i don't see how being a prick will help you get girls

but he does make a good point somewhere


dont be such a bltch and do what you feel like doing (i.e. going to talk to the damn girl)


PS, wtf is 'bltch' ***** outed? what the hell is wrong with 'bltch'?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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T Money said:
Yeah dude, and then the guy she went and sat next to after you told her she smelt like sh!t probably banged her that night you idiot.
Ya he probably did and he probably died from the smell. If a girl wears sh*tty perfume it usually means she has no sense of style and likely that she has bad hygiene too. Anyways why would I give a f*ck what she did afterwards if I wanted to pick her up I would been a little more "nicer." I'm not desparate so I don't go after every HB I see and I already got enough nice smelling chicks in my life.
 

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I support the closing of this thread.
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
AHAHAH u really think I'm 19!? wow so you believe everything on the internet? of course I'm not in 11th grade you dumbsh*t hello 19 is either freshmen or soptmore in college. I never said ppl need respect the main point I was trying to make is everyone is b*tching like p*ssies these days and it's annoying. Everyone wants a quick fix and complain so much.

Here check this article... http://www.askmen.com/money/mafioso_100/130_mafia.html
Good article. None of that BE A PRICK thing, but good advice.

However, I would disagree about raising kids and holding your wife's hand during birth. I mean...you may want your children to have a FATHER.


Then again...they say be macho, but its obvious that macho men are HORRIBLE when it comes to having a family and end up alone in the end.
 
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