Most obvious come-ons that you missed

[Asdfghjklll]

i saw this in the archive and i wanted to make another one in this section because hs girls talk and act differently so maybe we can learn from our mistakes more.

i can't think of any now but i'll post as soon as i think of some

 

[Alkali]

I didn't miss it, but I couldn't do anything about it being unable to drive and all.

"I'm home by myself and it's kind of scary."

She said this like everyother day. A really, really hot, cool girl.

 

[T-Roy]

Dang Alkali. That must've been torture.

 

[Supremo]

my 2 friends and i were at my house with this girl i was liking at the time... she said, "wow, this is boring... lets go into your room"
and i said, "hold up were about to cook some dinner."

then she left after we ate.

ah hahahahaha. thats hilarious.

I was at a party once and people started getting in their underwear (you know how it is) so I was down in my boxers wildin out when this chick spills a shot on me and says, "oops... lets go in the bathroom and ill clean you up."

We go in and she gets in the shower and says, "C'mon."
Me, being drunk, get in, wash my body, then walk out. It was only until the next day when my friends asked me if I hooked up with her that I realized what a dumbass I was.

 

[Alkali]

ah hahahahaha. thats hilarious.

I was at a party once and people started getting in their underwear (you know how it is) so I was down in my boxers wildin out when this chick spills a shot on me and says, "oops... lets go in the bathroom and ill clean you up."

We go in and she gets in the shower and says, "C'mon."
Me, being drunk, get in, wash my body, then walk out. It was only until the next day when my friends asked me if I hooked up with her that I realized what a dumbass I was.

You're lucky you didn't drown in there.

 

[Fluid]

She: Do you want come upstairs for a cup of coffee?
George: No thanks, if I drink coffee this late at night, it keeps me up.
She: Well, ok, good night…
George: Take it easy.



from seinfeld, but w.e made me lol..