"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Most embarrassing experience on a date

Naapimp

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“What’s your most embarrassing experience on a date?” This is a great question to ask when you’re first getting to know someone. It’s not boring like “where do you live?” or “what’s your major?” You want to be fun and different than most guys and she will seek to be with you to have fun and get a break from her boring life.

Usually when you ask this question you will need to agree to tell her your most embarrassing experience too. It’s good if you have something really funny you can tell her about and get her to laugh a lot. The female laughing is a sign of a relationship that’s going places. Male laughing and female not laughing is a sign of relationship that’s going downhill.

So what are your most embarrassing experiences on a date? For the guys that don’t have a good one to tell this could become a great source, so help your fellow DJs out.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lookyoung

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LOL I have one embarrasing one.

I went out with a girl that I met at a club. Well anyways I had a few too many drinks in me and was running every redlight in the city. My date says to me you should not do that its illegal. I was probably about 21 or 22 at the time and at that age I was a real hot head.

I told her fvck the cops. They are not going to pull me over. Fvck them. Next thing you know a cop pulls me over and I get a ticket. Officer gives me a ticket and afterward I tell the cop thank you and have a nice day. I was drunk and I acted like an AFC and kissed the cops azz.

I never seen that girl again.

SO much for being a hothead. LOL. Fvcking Chicago police. LOL
 

foomee

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I took a girl to a show (Bloc Party) and towards the end of the show I just could not help looking at her gorgeous booty... and I had a huge boner and she was standing in front of me and I kept "poking her"... it was just really embarassing... and then we got lost on our way back to school that night and I never talked to that girl again.
 

Naapimp

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Lol, don’t inconvenient boners suck. They’re bad when your grinding too, most girls don’t like that, only the sickys do.
 

IamtheAlphamale

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Umm it really depends how much the girls interested in you. If shes rubbing her ass on your **** like crazy.. seriously what does she expect will happen. I've talked to some hotties about this and they all said it shows them they are doing something right. Now lets say you just walk up behind some chick and she is grinding you for like 15 seconds before she turns around which is pretty common and you already have a hard on.. thats pretty different. HAH I remember in like grade 10 at the end of class your just like **** GO DOWN.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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dap

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Naapimp said:
Lol, don’t inconvenient boners suck. They’re bad when your grinding too, most girls don’t like that, only the sickys do.
I thought that was the point of grinding (which ive been doing since 7th grade). Maybe im wrong? I dont think so...
 

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This wasn't embarrassing at the time, mainly because I had no idea what a fool I was, but the first time I went out with my first girlfriend, we went to a movie, and me doing a total noob and totally obsessed with her, I asked her what to do. Luckily she was really into me (no idea why) and she just held my hand and **** and we dated for like three and a half months, during which I never even made out with her. Then she cheated on me (well, just making out, but that was a big deal back then), and dumped me. Two weeks later she was dating someone else, and making out with me in a field while I felt her up.

That was some ****ed up ****.
 

Naapimp

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It's funny how when your a noob you think a movie date is a good idea.
 

gmillar

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Naapimp said:
It's funny how when your a noob you think a movie date is a good idea.
It's also funny how you do everything wrong, and sometimes it almost works out anyway. :p
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Lol it's quite uncomfortable when you get a massive boner out in a very public place... or worse, right in front of family!
 

Jariel

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My most embarrassing experience was probably when I tried to kiss her 30 mins into the date in a crowded bar. I had just started reading David DeAngelo and alike and misinterpreted the idea of taking control and being spontaneous.

She completely froze up and it genuinely frightened her. I apologised and excused myself by saying "girls have told me I'm not spontaneous enough, but I guess that's too spontaneous". To my surprise she stuck around, but the tension was too much to handle. She wouldn't let me walk her to her car and scarpered away.

The strange thing is she contacted me a few days later asking if we could give it another try?! I was too embarrassed though.
 
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