"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MOST DJ SONGS AHAHA! much better :)

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jdbman11 said:
too short - players club
tech n9ne - i'm a playa
paul wall - smooth operator
chamillionaire - pimp mode
guns n'roses - paradise city
ACDC - night prowler
rolling stones - start me up

Players club is Rappin4tay not Too short.

The Legendary Traxster F/ Belo Of Do Or Die "Take It Slow":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ngV6WtAxjY
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain't one!
 

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The Girls - Calvin Harris ("I get all the girls I get ALL the girls")
Les Professionnels - Air
 

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bmxcetera said:
I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain't one!
first time i heard that song, i had it on repeat for the week.
 
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