"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Most disturbing thing you've ever seen/read on SS?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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synergy1

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A thread about some dude who wanted to have sex with a chick whose husband was overseas in Iraq.
 

floydb25

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JohnChops said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ?!
"And then today, she tells me how creepy I was and how she never wants to see me again."

Man, I lost it right there. Too funny.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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NobodyCares1

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switch said:
WTF? attractive driving? how about attractive sh!tting or pissing? :crackup: :crackup:
You have to be confident when pissing. Also only AFCs hold their d!ck when pissing a true Aplha can aim with his d!ck without using hands. Putting your hands behind your head can project a lot of confidence and I guarantee you that if you do it girls will come to suck your d!ck by themselves, even wile your pissing.
 

Peaks&Valleys

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how about attractive masturbating....I'm pretty sure I do it good.
 
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