"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Most disturbing thing you've ever seen/read on SS?

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What is the most disturbing thing you've seen/read on SS?

TheLoners threads

Anything by Philippe Sh1tling/JackRobin

Naughty Ninja's POF spam.

BigNeils stripper relationships.

"Whackers" Chatroom "cvmfidential" sexting spank fest to Bellesing94 A.K.A "Bro-sing94"

BackBreakers good advice but riddled with rambling thoughts and misspellings.

Burroughs

Zarky

SamtheHobbit.


And who would you vote most likely to be talking completely out of their azz if not listed above?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I remember a thread while back about some dude sitting in a car with some women, and he started to jerk off while she was watching him.


lmao
 

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Any thread who doesn't (or refuses to) let go of a oneitis even after 2 pages of marvelous responses!

I agree with backbreaker's misspellings and loops, but he does mean good. Igetit! means good, but he uses a lot of triple spaces, but I like his messages a lot.

PUA's telling lies (Looks don't matter), only in a fantasy world.

Blue pill thinking.
 

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What good can come of this thread? Is this so serious that it needs to be discussed? (Water under the bridge...).

If this thread can be viewed as useless in principle, does it not fall under a slimiar stupidity it seeks to make fun of?

I'm just wondering... Sry if my own post isn't needed.
 

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ConcernedLauries THREAD
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SeymourCake said:
I remember a thread while back about some dude sitting in a car with some women, and he started to jerk off while she was watching him.


lmao
Ahaha I read that one too after an other user linked it...the funny thing was that the Op was bragging about being rejected for sex but being able to "lead her to the car and talk dirty to him while he was wanking" :crackup:


Can you imagine a man wanking in a car on a parking lot with a girl sitting close to him trying to create space and repeating scared what he was saying:

Op :mad: : tell me how dirty I am, tell him how hot it is to see me wanking!!!

girl :nervous: : yeah yeah you're so hot, im wet too see you wank..

op :mad: : you like it like that b1tch, aint you...

girl :nervous: : oh yeah I like it like that

op :mad: : you want me to go faster right, right?

girl :nervous: : yeah yeah please go faster...
 

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Gents, i need your help. Please read my thread called "EMERGENCY ADVICE before I start the No Contact challenge". I could really use everyone's opinion.

thanks.
 

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1) The most disturbing thing was the not only bad advice I got last summer when I broke NC, but the "life dominating" statements suggesting I had officially lost my dj status for life as a result. 9 months later she and I are still together, even after 6 months of essentially LDR. My best move was portrayed as my worst.

2) The double standard between dating a stripper, which people insist can't be real, and being dumped by one, which people insist was entirely real. Was I still "dumped" even though we were never "dating"?

3) The notion that on one hand the stripper is a lying, conniving, no good slut who is not even that hot, but that on the other hand she's way out of my leaque. Both can't be true, and thus serve to expose the sour grape agenda of my detractors.
 

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Who Dares Win said:
Ahaha I read that one too after an other user linked it...the funny thing was that the Op was bragging about being rejected for sex but being able to "lead her to the car and talk dirty to him while he was wanking" :crackup:


Can you imagine a man wanking in a car on a parking lot with a girl sitting close to him trying to create space and repeating scared what he was saying:

Op :mad: : tell me how dirty I am, tell him how hot it is to see me wanking!!!

girl :nervous: : yeah yeah you're so hot, im wet too see you wank..

op :mad: : you like it like that b1tch, aint you...

girl :nervous: : oh yeah I like it like that

op :mad: : you want me to go faster right, right?

girl :nervous: : yeah yeah please go faster...
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Please send me a link - this sounds hilarious!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Purefilth said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Please send me a link - this sounds hilarious!

Telling lies makes baby Jesus cry Filth. You know damn well you posted that true life event under your alt. :up:
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Telling lies makes baby Jesus cry Filth. You know damn well you posted that true life event under your alt. :up:
I was tellin it for YOU - Seeing as you were too worried to lose some of your lovely green squares on a w/r (wank report)
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
What is the most disturbing thing you've seen/read on SS?

TheLoners threads

Anything by Philippe Sh1tling/JackRobin

Naughty Ninja's POF spam.

BigNeils stripper relationships.

"Whackers" Chatroom "cvmfidential" sexting spank fest to Bellesing94 A.K.A "Bro-sing94"

BackBreakers good advice but riddled with rambling thoughts and misspellings.

Burroughs

Zarky

SamtheHobbit.


And who would you vote most likely to be talking completely out of their azz if not listed above?
Anything written in BOLD.
 

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SeymourCake said:
I remember a thread while back about some dude sitting in a car with some women, and he started to jerk off while she was watching him.


lmao
DUDE!!!! I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO REMEMBER WHO THAT WAS!!!!!!

Does anyone know? I want to find that post. I've tried mutliple times entering search terms to try to dig it up, to no avail.

I remember everyone here was telling him it was creepy that he did that. Then he got offended and defensive saying "Well the goal of a date is to bust a nut, so I busted two VERY NICE nuts jerking off while she was there, she was looking me in the eyes it was like a fwcked her soul." Then he was complaining about how the girl texted him the next day calling him creepy
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Tiguere said:
Here is that INFAMOUS THREAD BY RESCUEMISSION

How time flies... Its been almost 3 years

MUST SHARE example of a BYTCH who has been ruined by PVSSIFIED MEN
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=175661
Loool I remember this thread. I still dont get why everyone was calling it creepy though. With all the shaming and borderline rape claims it seemed more like he was arguing with a bunch of females than DJ forum users.
 

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Rescuemission is the very definition of the modern day faggot male...so eager to bust a nut he'll sacrifice any and all dignity to make it happen...

99.9% of men are like this in high school, college.....the whole idea of having *standards* in relation to female behavior so long as you get to spurt...in her vicinity apparently :):):).... has gone out the window

men have become slaves to puzzy in all aspects of their pathetic, worthless lives....and yet they never see this as the cause of their worthlessness
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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