Most awkward pick ups.

[Jay Jay]

My most awkward was when I picked up in a club and went back to this girls house.

We arrive at this very domestic looking suburban house.

"Who do you live with?" I ask.

"My family. Don't worry my parents are away and my brother is cool."

"Okaaaay."

She discovers she lost her keys. So she knocks.

I'm already feeling awkward. The brother is the last person you wanna meet (except maybe the boyfriend) just before nailing a chick.

The brother answers the door. He looks at me. "Jay Jay?!"

"Mick?!" I played footy with this guy.

F*ck.

"What are you doing here?"

"Ahhhhh...."


JJ

Anyone else have any stories to share?

 

[ValleyDJing]

Golden :crackup: You better finish this story dammit!

My most awkward story as far as picking up chicks goes was I basically got drunk and had the dirtiest conversation online with a girl that I didn't think was attractive (I don't know, so don't ask). The next day I didn't remember what happened but I found all these dirty messages from her and was like "uhhh wtf?!" Then I told her what was up...that was awkward. Haven't heard from her since. lol!

 

[Jay Jay]

Golden :crackup: You better finish this story dammit!

LOL.

The end is a bit of a disappointment.

I had weed on me and I just said I came back to smoke some joints with his sis, which was the "official" reason I left with her.

He and I then caught up over a few bongs while the girl sat there with a sour expression on her face.

JJ

 

[DJDamage]

I was on the bus a couple of weeks ago, and I saw this chick who I thought I work with whom I also forgot her name (she looks almost exectly like her, was cute) got on the bus and as she passed by my seat, I turned to her and say:

DJDamage: (with a smile) "hey you, how are you doing?"

Chick: (smiles back awkwardly) "I am sorry where do I know you from?"

DJdamage: (took a second look at the girl and realised it wasn't her and mumbled something under my breath): "Never mind, I made a mistake."

I know I could have played with this if I was sharp that day but I was dead tired.

 

[Serialized3]

Allright, I'll bite... This is the ultimate AFC story...

Back in my highschool days (daze?), my friends and I went out to visit another one of out friends at this ice cream shop where she worked. Anyways, my bud chatted up this one cute girl that worked there and got her number. For whatever reason, he decided not to call her, so I kept bugging him to get her number. He wouldn't give it to me and insisted that if I wanted it, I would have to go pick her up myself.

So, I go over to the ice cream shop. She isn't there.

Come back another day, she's still not there.

Come back a third day and lo and behold, she's there.

So I go in and wait in line. I let people that came in after me get ahead of me in line so that there wouldn't be people behind me so I wouldn't get embarrased if I got shot down. Finally, its just me in line, but there's two other people working behind the counter, and I'm all nervous. So I try a little small talk with her:

Me: "Hey how ya doing?"
Her: "Uh, fine, how are you today?"
Me: "Oh, great, do you remember me, me and my friends were in here the other night?"
Her: "No, not really. Can I get you some ice cream?"
Me: *embarassed as fvck* "Uh, I need a minute to decide"

So I literally stood there, staring at the menu for probably about 5-10 minutes trying to pretend like I couldn't make up my mind, while meanwhile I was really trying to think of something suave to say to her. Eventually I got to embarrased and bailed.

Terrible.

 

[rrrrr]

Allright, I'll bite... This is the ultimate AFC story...

Back in my highschool days (daze?), my friends and I went out to visit another one of out friends at this ice cream shop where she worked. Anyways, my bud chatted up this one cute girl that worked there and got her number. For whatever reason, he decided not to call her, so I kept bugging him to get her number. He wouldn't give it to me and insisted that if I wanted it, I would have to go pick her up myself.

So, I go over to the ice cream shop. She isn't there.

Come back another day, she's still not there.

Come back a third day and lo and behold, she's there.

So I go in and wait in line. I let people that came in after me get ahead of me in line so that there wouldn't be people behind me so I wouldn't get embarrased if I got shot down. Finally, its just me in line, but there's two other people working behind the counter, and I'm all nervous. So I try a little small talk with her:

Me: "Hey how ya doing?"
Her: "Uh, fine, how are you today?"
Me: "Oh, great, do you remember me, me and my friends were in here the other night?"
Her: "No, not really. Can I get you some ice cream?"
Me: *embarassed as fvck* "Uh, I need a minute to decide"

So I literally stood there, staring at the menu for probably about 5-10 minutes trying to pretend like I couldn't make up my mind, while meanwhile I was really trying to think of something suave to say to her. Eventually I got to embarrased and bailed.

Terrible.

That's funny, but from the sounds of it things wouldn't have gone too well if you did think of something to say.