"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This thread is actually pretty good (at least the original post).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dog..this Pook guy got some tight advice.
Where the **** did he go?
 
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I liked most of your post Pook but I'm sad to say that I already read all these on other sites such as howtobecomeaplayer, Bristol layer and David Delangelo's email letter. I'm not saying it's bad for ppl to copy paste useful info but can you please add something else for ppl who already read it? For example how would you actually respond to those ******** statements?
 
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PeterNorthisawesome said:
I liked most of your post Pook but I'm sad to say that I already read all these on other sites such as howtobecomeaplayer, Bristol layer and David Delangelo's email letter. I'm not saying it's bad for ppl to copy paste useful info but can you please add something else for ppl who already read it? For example how would you actually respond to those ******** statements?
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Peter,
i think you're not clear who had copy paste from whom.

the post was written by Pook 3 years ago
 
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Peter, If you look at other thread on ******** by pook, you will understand how to respond to these statements. Also, you do not need to blame people of plagirazing(sp) when your fact aren't straight. :mad: :nono:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Some of the stuff here is good some of it is based on negative stereotypes.

Good stand up comedy material but not a great tip.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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