"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nice shirt you are wearing my granny used to wear the same

nice teeth are they real
nice skirt all the girls in town r wearing the same

i don t undrstand what you r saying do u come from the country?

ARE YOU SPENDING ALL YOUR HUSBAND S MONEY?

are you a professional shopper?


IT SMELLS OF GARLIC AROUND HERE IS NOT U Y ANY CHANCE?

NICE HAIR IS IT A WIG

DO AMERICXAN WOMEN COOK PASTA WITH EVEY MEAL

WHY DO ALL AMERICAN WOMEN THIS CRAPPY PROG CALLED " WEST COAST " or what-ever
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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theory !

i got this theory that it is easier to approach a walking woman than a sitting one
why ?
COZ A walking woman can always escape unconsciously or walk on if not inetrested ( she doesn t feel trapped as it were ) wheras if she is seated she ll it more uncomfortable to have to put up with an intruder

The same psychology applies to the SARGER also
 
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