More ****y And Funny

[ALPHAROMEO]

nice shirt you are wearing my granny used to wear the same

nice teeth are they real
nice skirt all the girls in town r wearing the same

i don t undrstand what you r saying do u come from the country?

ARE YOU SPENDING ALL YOUR HUSBAND S MONEY?

are you a professional shopper?


IT SMELLS OF GARLIC AROUND HERE IS NOT U Y ANY CHANCE?

NICE HAIR IS IT A WIG

DO AMERICXAN WOMEN COOK PASTA WITH EVEY MEAL

WHY DO ALL AMERICAN WOMEN THIS CRAPPY PROG CALLED " WEST COAST " or what-ever

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

theory !

i got this theory that it is easier to approach a walking woman than a sitting one
why ?
COZ A walking woman can always escape unconsciously or walk on if not inetrested ( she doesn t feel trapped as it were ) wheras if she is seated she ll it more uncomfortable to have to put up with an intruder

The same psychology applies to the SARGER also