more Swingers analogies

[mondochicken]

here's a little tip for all those who might be afraid of approaching a female. think of yourself as a bear and her as a bunny rabbit.

you have big fvcking claws and shyt, she is meek and helpless.

go see Swingers y'all

 

[mrsoy]

then what happens when you realize youve mauled her and she kicks you in the balls and runs away while you chase her on all fours?

 

[-HPNOTQ-]

"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. "

-Trent from Swingers

 

[mondochicken]

h3ll ya! that's another great quote. at least someone catches the idea instead of other gits who are trying to be clever...hmm, who could that be?

 

[-HPNOTQ-]

"Look...you take yourself out of the game...you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip."

- Trent from Swingers

 

[Don Ronny]

My personal favorite:

"You are so money and you don't even KNOW it!"

 

[Oxide]

YOU ALWAYS DOUBLE ON 11! lol, own3d

 

[digitalrat]

I think Trent in the movie is on only one that I can see pulling off calling friends "Baby"