"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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More mailbox space

alboh

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I only have about 10-15 messages stored in my Inbox and it's already out of space. Don't you guys have enough disk space to give us a bit more for our mailboxes?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eternal

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Clear out your Outbox and you'll have more space.
 

alboh

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Even if I did that (I have, several times), the space in the mailbox is still really miniscule.
 

Eternal

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How quickly do you run out of a 30 message storage space?
 

Climax

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Why do you need to keep all your messages?

Why would u want to keep so many messages?:confused: If you really wanna keep your messages then save them on Microsoft Word and delete them from your SoSuave mailbox. But i still dont see why on earth you would want to keep so many messages.

Laterz...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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