Monster Shvt Test

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I went over to a plates house last night and immediately initiated sevx. I barely said a word and was steadily undressing her. The whole time she was throwing huge shvt tests.

As I'm taking off her shirt she said: "what are you doing?" I replied "watching TV"

As I'm taking off her belt he said: "are you trying to have svx?" I said: "with who"

As Im trying to take off her pants she stopped and stared at me and said: "I'm not horny right now, can we try in ten minutes" I looked at her and just pulled out my cvck. (Didn't feel like being witty)

After I get her pants off, I try to turn her around so I can get backshots and she says: "wait lets do missionary. I really enjoy it that way" I said: "ok turn around real quick" as I'm turning her around for backshots. Missionary didn't happen.

The svx wasnt the best but I enjoy going caveman.

Afterwards, she looks at me in the eyes and says: "you know, I can see through your facade. I know who you are. " I replied: "cute, can you make me a burger" as I give her a kiss

I responded correctly, but This threw me for a loop because it was a new level of shvt test. Fast forward a few hours later and the shvt tests haven't slowed down. At this point I just leave because too many high level tests aren't usually worth the effort. I'm going to ignore her for three or so days and see if she calms down with that and becomes more submissive. If not then hard next.

Usually the best shvt tests appear to be insightful without actually saying anything.

What's the hardest shvt test you've aced?

 

[Urbanyst]

I'm learning to take women a lot less seriously these days. Women are really a joke when you think about it.

Sh*t tests still irritate me, but lately I just try to turn them around or have fun with them. Whatever lol.

I'll use your experience as an example:

"are you trying to have svx?"
- What? I can't hear well when I'm horny.

"I'm not horny right now, can we try in ten minutes"
- 10 seconds? Perfect

"wait lets do missionary. I really enjoy it that way"
- What is a missionary?

"you know, I can see through your facade. I know who you are."
- Who am I?

 

[highSpeed]

I'm learning to take women a lot less seriously these days. Women are really a joke when you think about it.

Sh*t tests still irritate me, but lately I just try to turn them around or have fun with them. Whatever lol.

I'll use your experience as an example:

"are you trying to have svx?"
- What? I can't hear well when I'm horny.

"I'm not horny right now, can we try in ten minutes"
- 10 seconds? Perfect

"wait lets do missionary. I really enjoy it that way"
- What is a missionary?

"you know, I can see through your facade. I know who you are."
- Who am I?

This may seem witty but it doesn't work. Look, you have to have something over the woman to keep her interest. If you're living with her or married to her or worse yet, have kids with her? You're f*cked. If it's a girlfriend/plate, you might be on your last legs with her. When she starts refusing you, it's only a little ways until the disrespect starts. Once the disrespect starts, you're definitely not getting much if any. And once the cut off and the disrespect are in full swing, it's going to be agony until it ends. Better that you simply walk away, pull the plug. If she follows, you know it's by your rules. If she doesn't, you got the answer to any of your questions. They weren't sh*t tests, they were trying to freeze you out of the relationship. This way at least, you've ended the relationship semi on your terms. My girlfriend pulled that crap? It's out the door and no contact until you get your crap together, start respecting me and treat me like a man instead of being controlling and trying to treat me like some misbehaving child.

 

[Urbanyst]

This may seem witty but it doesn't work. Look, you have to have something over the woman to keep her interest. If you're living with her or married to her or worse yet, have kids with her? You're f*cked. If it's a girlfriend/plate, you might be on your last legs with her. When she starts refusing you, it's only a little ways until the disrespect starts. Once the disrespect starts, you're definitely not getting much if any. And once the cut off and the disrespect are in full swing, it's going to be agony until it ends. Better that you simply walk away, pull the plug. If she follows, you know it's by your rules. If she doesn't, you got the answer to any of your questions. They weren't sh*t tests, they were trying to freeze you out of the relationship. This way at least, you've ended the relationship semi on your terms. My girlfriend pulled that crap? It's out the door and no contact until you get your crap together, start respecting me and treat me like a man instead of being controlling and trying to treat me like some misbehaving child.

I don't think it was that deep/serious but ok lol.

And this was the OP's sh*t test, not mine. I just posted how I would of responded to the same sh*t test.