"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Moms And Daughters???

Chosen1

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In the job I have I have to meet a lot of people. So I met this lady a couple of weeks ago and she remembered me and said I was real "nice". Anyways she asks me how old I was and then she said "you should date my daughter". Then I got to thinking maybe I'm too nice.

I don't know maybe I am to nice when a mom starts to like you that means the daughter might think I'm nice and take advantage of me. I don't know. I work for the worlds 2nd biggest company in terms of profits and I could be taken advantage of that way. Maybe I'm thinking to much about this what do you guys think
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tha Realnezz

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Hell no don't do it.

Unless it's an immigrant/new girl scenario and she legit doesn't know anyone or doesn't go anywhere.

Then you should do it just of niceness,lol,I know how that feels to be in a new place and not know anyone and having to start over.
 

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Tha Realnezz said:
Hell no don't do it.

Unless it's an immigrant/new girl scenario and she legit doesn't know anyone or doesn't go anywhere.

Then you should do it just of niceness,lol,I know how that feels to be in a new place and not know anyone and having to start over.
I agree with you. The daughter was nice looking but I would have to talk to her myself and not have the mom do it for me. I also forgto to mention the girl has two kids. Man, having kids sucks how am I suppose to walk around yo house with my shirt off with kids present.
 

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I also forgto to mention the girl has two kids.
say no to hoes, man -- unless I'm making a false assumption about this girl
 
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