"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Modern Day Women on Spring Break
- Thread starter dutchmaster
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Can anyone say they're surprised by this? When a chick goes to fvckfest locations they're going to fvck around, simple as that. The fact they're "entitled" to this vacation, and to spend a few $1000 to go across the country and be the wh0re they are is reason enough to stay away.
_sideways_
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So negative here...tisk tisk.
You want suburbs go to them. You want beaches go there. And if and when ur gf decides she inevitably wants to go to the beach...just be ready. In all ways.
But yea...the whole world has sex so yea be young and partake.
You want suburbs go to them. You want beaches go there. And if and when ur gf decides she inevitably wants to go to the beach...just be ready. In all ways.
But yea...the whole world has sex so yea be young and partake.
Well said, the only men who are gona give a fvck about women getting slvtty on a beach somewhere are the ones who are butthurt about not getting any. Go out an fvck girls and stop the god damn complaining my god guys._sideways_ said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Oh for fvcks sake give the "You're SUCH a SQUARE dadjurry said:
" routine a rest sweetheart.Not everyone has to be clapping and cheering at our new perpetually infantilized sex obsessed trash culture you silly dingbat.
foreverAFC
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i would dump a girl as soon as she told me she was going to spring break
dutchmaster
Senior Don Juan
nevermind....
( . )( . ) said:Oh for fvcks sake give the "You're SUCH a SQUARE dad
Not everyone has to be clapping and cheering at our new perpetually infantilized sex obsessed trash culture you silly dingbat.
Whos clapping and cheering? You're right best to just be butthurt and complain about what some sluts are doing on spring break, lets get back to those puritan roots guys! Lawl
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
All you guys do is whine all day.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
dutchmaster
Senior Don Juan
I'm not complaining bro. I love slvts.. I'm just posting this video for some new guys and reinforcement for the vets. If I was there and heard her say that I'd walk right over and prob just start making out with her loljurry said:
goodasitgets
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Spring breaks get super crazy.