Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Sorry, I'll rephrase.
Aww. You airplane virgins are so cute.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Aww. You airplane virgins are so cute.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
awwwwwwwwOriginally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Sorry, I'll rephrase.
Aww. You airplane virgins are so cute.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
You know I don't really like it that way...He's too...Bahn. Unless of course, you'd rather I get some experience with him and then come back to you...
No no no no no...That's not needed. I've given you experience so far...Might as well do it for everything else.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
You know I don't really like it that way...He's too...Bahn. Unless of course, you'd rather I get some experience with him and then come back to you...
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
sounds fair...no bahn, no walkup...and certainly no Bailey...he's a "sweetie" nice guy...not a "lets go study at 2 am in my room, maybe you'll get tired and rather than walk you home you can sleep in my room" kinda nice guy.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Guess I'll have to give you some more experience in stuff when we get back home...Of course, if it's too late to go home at any point, you can stay in my room...I'll keep you warm.
5,100 posts...You know you like that.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
what happened to all the peanuts?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
*** hears the plane's toliet flush repeatedly and yells" take your foot off the handle fist"***
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
*** hears the intercom say " all passengers remain in your seats for landing"
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Let them go ahead and land...we can keep milehighin' in the bathroom...It's not like we'll really notice the extra motion...
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AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Uh...how about YOU show some ID. For all I know, you could be jailbait!
I'm definitely 22. Yeah thanks stationerybabyfeline. That was another typo.
What whatever you mean by the other 21, I'm sure I qualify for that too, because I'm 22.
I'm not 1337 anymore.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Dude, he is ALWAYS 1337!Originally posted by Vincent
You were never 1337
Oh wait, you area talking about AFK.
*This thread has officially been hijacked by people who can take jokes and don't flip out at one little comment by someone. Please take notes people. We also assure you that everyone that proper protection was used in the sexual acts in the airplane restroom. You can go back to your original reading and whackingness at our screwing.*
Giovanni Casanova
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Like it was such a great thread to begin with.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
The idiot mods have not hijacked the thread.
The attention *****s have.
The idiot mods just catered to us attention *****s, like a good idiot mod should.
The attention *****s have.
The idiot mods just catered to us attention *****s, like a good idiot mod should.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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