"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Eternal
You gotta talk to Gio about that one...My "rates" aren't universal. ;)
i think i have permission to sit in his lap:)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by penkitten
i think i have permission to sit in his lap:)
That works. That'll save on seating cost! :p

You two can talk and see what pops up.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
That works. That'll save on seating cost! :p

You two can talk and see what pops up.
I'm just saying, there might be a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket if you know what I mean.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I'm just saying, there might be a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket if you know what I mean.
That ranks up there with the Wizard Hat...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by penkitten
i like it when he plays dress up
What if he's a rhino?
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
What if he's a rhino?
There is nothing more serious than a rhino that's about to charge your ass.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
There is nothing more serious than a rhino that's about to charge your ass.
somehow darling, that just doesn't sound very sexy.
 

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I cast Level 8 eroticism over you two.

Now where'd my girl(s) run off to?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by penkitten
somehow darling, that just doesn't sound very sexy.
How about if I cast my C0ck of the Infinite?
 

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I'm sitting right ontop of ya...hehe. For some reason I was thinking you'd like this better than a hole in the popcorn bucket...:p
 

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so has this thread been officially hijacked now or what?
 

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yes...and I'm happy it has...the original topic sucked a$$
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
I'm sitting right ontop of ya...hehe. For some reason I was thinking you'd like this better than a hole in the popcorn bucket...:p
That works...Thanks for wearing a skirt. ;)

Pen - Yes, yes it is.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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While I'm sitting here...what's this "girl(s)" stuff...are there other girls involved in this....becuase i wanna see her face....tell ya if she's worth losin' this piece...:p
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
I'm sitting right ontop of ya...hehe. For some reason I was thinking you'd like this better than a hole in the popcorn bucket...:p
im already sitting in his lap....


for future reference, i am always sitting in gio's lap!
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
While I'm sitting here...what's this "girl(s)" stuff...are there other girls involved in this....becuase i wanna see her face....tell ya if she's worth losin' this piece...:p
*Ushers seabreeze out the door.* Of course not...Well, wait a minute, let me go do a comparision first...:D
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
im already sitting in his lap....


for future reference, i am always sitting in gio's lap!
She meant she was sitting on my lap.

Hopefully you are sitting in Gio's lap, pen.
 

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ooh....kinky...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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