"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Modeling my inner game off of Burt Reynolds

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Im trying to mix up my inner game a little bit. I decided to try and stand out a little bit and embrace my masculinity to the fullest extent.

i think metrosexuals are seriously flooding the market right now. thats why i've started to model some of my style and inner game philosophy off of the characters Burt Reynolds played in the 70's and a little after Magnum PI aka Tom Sellack.

So I stopped wearing designer clothing and expensive cologne and transitioned into Brut, Flannel shirts and tattered jeans.

To tell you the truth i'm getting pretty good results. To me this whol PUA scene is just a game. It's like I just adopted the "actor playing a role" approach 2 years ago and since then I've pretty much in a zone right now and it seems like nothing im doing is going wrong.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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sorry about the inchoherent nature of the previous post. Me and the homeys have been on a 3 day sarge and coke binge.

but yah, comment on my "masculinity embrace" approach and lets see if i'm on to something.
 
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Originally posted by Casino
3 day sarge and coke binge.
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LOSER.

No wonder you have to fake up your personality and model it after fictional characters, you obviously don't have a game of your own if you're into cocaine.

You know what? There's nothing more annoying than talking to a coked up guy or chick.

It may work for you now, but when you start to get seriously f*cked up you're gonna find nothing that works for you.

Again, you are a LOSER.

If the people in your life are cokeheads I strongly advise you to get new friends. Actually, cokeheads don't have friends.

You aren't a DJ.

Oh well, in a year or so when you start to run out of money you can always just buy a one-hitter and start smoking crack. Then you'll really be f*cked.
 
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Ayo coke sluts are cool.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The old Burt Reynolds on coke game huh. I hear that it really knocks the women dead and they cant help but find the white powdered moustache anything but irresistable.
 
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christ on a bike. lighten up a little bit people. it was just a joke.

but yah. im ILL
 
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Coke is pretty stupid, but modeling yourself after Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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damn..yo. Thundercat posts here? ILL. thats how first got introduced to the community. man this is so ILL.

ok..i've never been bad with chicks..always had a steady girl and what not. but so this summer i did a search for "Tyler Durden" cause i was gonna get a poster of the movie fight club.

the next thing you know i'm a place called thundercats seduction lair and a whole new world was introduced to me. my pimp game was no longer limited to happenstance and chance encounters..through thundercats site i learned how to manipulate my behavior in a way that was much more conducive to acheiving success with women.

BTW the whole Tom Sellack/Burt Reynolds thing is a joke. however an interesting point is brought up.

I think nowadays more and more men are being emasculated and feminized so in a way i am tryin to bring back my inner Magnum Pi.
 
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I gotta agree that the whole metrosexual thing is a bit ridiculous. Maybe I'm getting a bit old but when did men wearing leather and getting manicures become popular? Unlocking the inner Magnum PI may be the key to ******dly expressing that a) you're not a sheep and don't need to follow these trends and b) you're a man and men dont spend hours getting ready. I actually stick to a wardrobe which mainly consists of jeans and t-shirts. Hell most of my t-shirts came out of a bag or were given to me for free. It aint quite Selleck on the outside but I guess I got a little Selleck that comes out from the inside. On a side note I think Burt would go Old Spice over Brut anyways.
 
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alright the word ******d just got censored. How that is censorable is beyond me.
 
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good point belvidere you get it. you realize what my post was intended to teach. the point in unlocking your "inner reynolds" isn't to grow a mustache and rock clothes circa 1978. it is a simply philosophy of shunning this emasculated culture we seem to be trapped in.

quick story. i've been asking alot of women what they look for in men, from a physical standpoint. and besides the common anwsers, one of the most frequent was the 'i like men that shave most of their body hair" to which i reply..."do you want a man or a 8 year old boy" this seriously disturbs me and has social implications that are way beyond my grasp..but somewhere along the line it became fashionable for men to act like homosexuals.



oh yah and BTW Reynolds would probably be an Old Spice guy come to think of it.
 
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