doctoroxygen
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How about those Yankees?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TheVirtualMind
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You mean "how about those over priced, 1 year past their prime" Yankees? I hope the Tigers win the first round so George can't buy a World Series for another year.
doctoroxygen
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Which of the hitters in the lineup is overpriced?TheVirtualMind said:
I'll never understand why Steinbrenner is so hated for WANTING THE TEAM HE OWNS TO WIN. I guess it's jealousy; I'd sure love the owners of my Mariners to spend commensurate with the amount of money they make. Steinbrenner goes above and beyond for the Yankees. Every other owner has the money he has to spend, they just choose not to spend it and complain about the Yankees instead.
RedPill
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The Yankees get killed in the playoffs every year now because they have an average pitching staff, and they play very tense from the enormous expectations on them. That, and there never seems to be any sort of that team chemistry from which legendary teams are born. Their bench always looks like a bunch of hired guns that are there to do a job and then go home. In Game 2 their whole dugout had this look on their faces as if to say "I don't get it, we have better batting averages," as if that matters in the present moment.
If anyone should be hated on, it's Major League Baseball for not forcing a firm salary cap. But then again, I'm a Tigers fan, so fvck the Yankees. :box:
If anyone should be hated on, it's Major League Baseball for not forcing a firm salary cap. But then again, I'm a Tigers fan, so fvck the Yankees. :box:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
doctoroxygen
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There's no reason for MLB to impose a salary cap. Salary caps are designed to improve parity in sport, but leagues with salary caps (the NFL and NBA) have less parity in their championship teams than MLB does. A lot can be done with a little money (see: Florida Marlins 2006). The fault isn't with the overspending of teams like the Red Sox and Yankees, but with the front offices of small market teams: they're just less competent with a built-in excuse.
WHERE DID THAT PERFORMANCE FROM KENNY ROGERS COME FROM?! WOW he was great last night. Hats off to him; he's too good of a pitcher to be thought of as a choker.
I wish Torre would play Melky. They didn't need Matsui and Sheff for the whole season, and they don't need them on the field now. The Yankees are the only team where when one guy doesn't show up, they ALL don't show up. Pathetic.
WHERE DID THAT PERFORMANCE FROM KENNY ROGERS COME FROM?! WOW he was great last night. Hats off to him; he's too good of a pitcher to be thought of as a choker.
I wish Torre would play Melky. They didn't need Matsui and Sheff for the whole season, and they don't need them on the field now. The Yankees are the only team where when one guy doesn't show up, they ALL don't show up. Pathetic.
Francisco d'Anconia
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The Yankees can't choke nearly as well as the Twins! :woo:RedPill said:
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Randy was pitching good stuff yesterday yet he allowed 3 runs, piece of crap, Kenny Rogers did an awesome job too, the yanks need better RPs.. anyways, lets go yankees lets go
TheVirtualMind
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Yankees fans, go back to crying about A-Rod!
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**** The Yankees!!
Tigers All The Way!!
Tigers All The Way!!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The Tigers are a feel good story alright. Blue-collar bozo's hunting down the New Yorker's in their Armani suits.
In retrospect, it ain't over. Those A's are sizzling. I am absolutely in awe of their pitching staff, no let-up whatsoever.
To my Dodgers, love being back in the post-season, even if getting sweeped by the Mets was our fate. It's all building blocks for the future. James Loney has quality written all over him.
Mets and Oakland series. Oakland in 5
In retrospect, it ain't over. Those A's are sizzling. I am absolutely in awe of their pitching staff, no let-up whatsoever.
To my Dodgers, love being back in the post-season, even if getting sweeped by the Mets was our fate. It's all building blocks for the future. James Loney has quality written all over him.
Mets and Oakland series. Oakland in 5
Bible_Belt
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St. Louis vs Detroit, Game 1 tonight.
This World Series will sell a lot of beer.
This World Series will sell a lot of beer.
doctoroxygen
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Haha, understatement of the year. I think the Tigers are going to annihilate the Cards.Espi said:
Bible_Belt
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Yeah, Detroit is the favorite. Getting swept by the Red Sox a couple years ago is haunting the Cards.
I think the Cardinals' best chance is momentum - they have it and will be hoping that the Tigers come out looking cold and out-of-synch.
Who wants to give a lesson in what these numbers mean? I do not understand it very well. I have tried reading about it but the concepts are still not clear.
http://www.islandcasino.com/Lines.asp?IdLeague=5&IdSport=MLB
_______$ Line___Total___RunLine
901 STL +170 o8½-115 +1½-128
902 DET -190 u8½-105 -1½+108
I think the Cardinals' best chance is momentum - they have it and will be hoping that the Tigers come out looking cold and out-of-synch.
Who wants to give a lesson in what these numbers mean? I do not understand it very well. I have tried reading about it but the concepts are still not clear.
http://www.islandcasino.com/Lines.asp?IdLeague=5&IdSport=MLB
_______$ Line___Total___RunLine
901 STL +170 o8½-115 +1½-128
902 DET -190 u8½-105 -1½+108
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Could look at it in retrospect, Detroit has had ample time to prepare and freshen up, the Cards are straight out of a draining 7 gamer against a quality Mets side, albeit short on pitching.eminence said:
Still, it's the "World" series, anything can happen huh? I'm with the Cards, but like you said, 4-2 to the Tigers is more than reasonable. Let's hope it's still a cracker of a series.