"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mixup about fruits...

Skilla_Staz

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A few sources I've looked at list fruits as simple carbs. Makes sense...fruit sugars blah blah blah...

However, the glycemic index shows them with a low glycemic index score...and from what I understood, that means more of a complex carb effect (less spike in the glucose levels)

Whats the deal with fruits?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Throttle

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the more fibrous, the lower the glycemic index. make sure you look at both the GI and the insulin index. some fruits are better than others, fruit juice is nearly always trouble.
 

shaunuk

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Different fruits have different GIs, and they range from low GI to high GI. Some low GI fruits are apples, peaches and oranges. IIRC, cherries are among the lowest. As intermediate you get bananas and raisins, and on the other end of the scale, you get honeydew watermelon as high GI.

Look up a GI scale on google if ya wanna know exactly how all the fruits are classified.

-shaun
 

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Throttle is completely right....esp about the juice part. juice takes out nearly all the fibre out of fruit, and leaves you with a horrible sugary high GI mess.
 
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