"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mixed Signals

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Im kinda pissed off about this in peticular so I think Im going to vent just a little.

Have you ever been in a situation with a girl and you are constantly getting the "go ahead" signals, shes touching you, playing with you, and your both having a lot of fun. So you think as your programmed as a man to do and make a move, only to get a fcking answer like "Im not ready for a relationship" or "I just want to be friends" or "I dont want to ruin our friendship" or some other bullsh!t. LIKE WTF YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME I WAS WASTING MY TIME TRYING TO START SOMETHING WITH YOU!

Or those girls who are flirting like mad with you, and the next time you see them they are nothing but cold remarks and *****yness. This can drive a guy crazy.

But here is what I am most angry about. Theres a girl I like and we were both going to the same party, it was my bday party and my buddy was throwin it for me, so I offerd to pick her up on my way there. So I pick her up and she hands me a present, guess what it was... a box of condoms. A fcking box of condoms. Now what would you think if a girl you liked bought you a box of condoms? Yea you'd prolly think you were getting laid right. She gets smashed at the party alright and I start thinking yea im getting laid by the end of this party. Then her friend who is also a friend of mine tells asks me if I read the card, I didnt. I guess in the card it said something that the condoms weren't intended to be used on her or something like that. Now are you fcking kidding me!!! I got played, nothing is worse than a tease!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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seagull

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That's funny!. Look on the bright side, that condom incident will make a good party story one day...
 

Obsidian

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wow rofl that's hilarious...sucks to be you ;)

what a b1tch
 
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