Missing Person Opener *field tested*

[I'm Joe Dirt]

Me and my wing recently were bored during school so we started playing cards..

At one point my wing realized he didn't meet a girl he was supposed to meet up with after class (a friend of his), so we went around looking for her. After 20 minutes we couldn't find her, so we went to a computer lab and printed out a missing person poster with her picture on it.

Most girls burst out laughing as soon as they saw it. We'd open by saying "have you seen our friend? we were supposed to meet her like an hour ago and she didn't show up"

After about half an hour of that we went to the cafeteria. Then the girl we were looking for showed up saying "what the hell have you guys been telling people?!"

Apprently a few of the sets we opened saw her later on and told her we were looking for her! LOL!

 

[thefonz]

That's ****in funny

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

That's the most original opener I have heard in a long time. You could even use it as an opener to sarge other girls. I'd definitely use it if I was in high school, not too sure if I'd do it in college though.

 

[S-lemond]

hahahahaha

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

We did it in college on campus.. so it seems to work there...

I was thinking it might work in a club too.

Lets assume you got a picture of a girl taken in the same club you're in (or any club if you cant get the same one) and say she was last seen going to the bathroom and never came back and won't return your calls...

I'm sure you guys can think of ways to have fun with this.