"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"missin" In Action"

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ok a been checkin' out posts here for over two months now and for real there's a lotta good pimpin' material...makes me proud to be a man. however i got a game i've used quite a lot that seems to do the wonders everytime...especially in parties and clubs..

ok this is an attention magnet for females..."missin in action" is simply showing up late in a social event, the timing here really matters..for instance i kind of work away from my fav'rite hunting grounds so its like weeks before i show up and when i show up...i make sure a got somthin different goin on...could be my attire..hair style etc...

when i walk in i try to take note on what everyone is drinkin or doin with one calculated look without allowin em' to know am lookin. by the time i hit the bar i know what to order that will create questions thus interests from the female gender..believe me this **** works if everyone is on alcohol.. drink a coke coz you never know this could be a source of conversation from an interested lady:D ...and when asked why a coke and not gin...create a line like i've done before
""lady?..i make too many good decisions when buzzed"".. this line is best emphasized with strong eye contact..

another thing is location...i mean pick a spot to chill out where you can see without being seen..why?....simple...you've been "missin in action"...you enter everyone is tryin to check you out then yu kind of dissappear before they take you in....trust me ladies will note your direction and if your lucky to be in a corner where they have to pass to go to the ladies room..dont be surprised by the number of chicks goin' in and out at regular intervals...:D ...
now peeps dont get me wrong...i never said you stay hidden all night long...just sit tight till time is ripe..when you've set your homing device on one....ATTACK!!
what ive told you is just to raise interest levels of the gals in the area so that by the time you attack..you've got some ground covered...the rest you can get it from the other dons or be creative...besides.. a aint gettin paid..lol...:D

pimp on pimp strong brothaz...!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bile

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Omg man that was ****in awesome.... Cant somebody put this in the Bible...???
 

Lifeforce

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Is seducethyself back?
 

Bile

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who's that???
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Climax

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*sigh*

pimpin' reloaded>>: good advice.. I have used that technique many times in the past, and it has worked like a charm for me too;)
 
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