"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Miss USA dethroned for being a slvt

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Bible_Belt said:
http://www.wnbc.com/news/10585072/detail.html

Miss Nevada Fired Over Racy Pictures On Internet

It's been a rough week for beauty queens after Miss USA and Miss Teen USA responded to allegations of underage drinking.

On Thursday, Miss Nevada USA was stripped of her title after racy photos of her appeared on the Internet, pageant officials said.

Some of the photos show Katie Rees kissing other young women and exposing one of her breasts.
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Why didn't you post the pictures! :cuss:

http://www.tmz.com/photos/miss-nevada/114764/
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why is she being dethroned?? She is the paragon of American women and represents this country's women well!!! America - The Mother of Harlots!!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Why is she being dethroned?? She is the paragon of American women and represents this country's women well!!! America - The Mother of Harlots!!!
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I've been gone for a long while, but is this who I think it is? If so, welcome back PRL
 
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