"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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We had an open discussion, some fairly popular boys and girls. Here's what I got out've it.

1. Women- weak, judge eachother the second they see one another. NEED to look good.

2. Men- Strong "DONT NEED TO LOOK GOOD facially, just muscular", money helps alot,
power. Thats all women want.

Sex and good looking girls, thats all men want.

So, this is what I could pull out from this:
Look nice: the reason girls are attracted to good looking guys is because that equals athletics ect. football POWER, NFL? Understand? Money.

Basically you've gotta have the balls to approach, like you dont give a **** about how the verdict comes out.

I now realize that this summer when I would hook up with these broads I wouldn't give a ****, I'd approach and we'd hangout, and I wouldnt even know what to say when we did hangout, so I said nothing really, they did all thwork and I was COMFORTABLE doing nothing, I sexed, madeout and got all the attention I wanted, but for some reason I could never be satisfied, but I think thats another subject on its own.

Now I know I look good, and whatnot, but at school its a whole different thing, I cant get the same girls, I KNOW it's because I stopped joining football last season. But the BIGGEST REASON: CLOUT....It's just the clout my niggas the CLOUT...

Muscles football money ect. =easy *****, but no long term ****....

Actual clout and in some cases a better front than I= plently of **** buddies year 'round.

o yaaa btw.... women get the **** off this site. :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Thanks. Youre a life saver.
 
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It's an informative thread, I could care less what you think you believe about it. All the info. just seemed to have come out all at one time however, thought, after thought, after thought.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This is the most ridicuouls thread i've ever read. I already replied to this in the main forum but I'll reply again. So according to you're statement if you're a very good looking male but are skinny you won't get poon but if you're ugly and have muscles all the girls will be all over you? This isn't even true in highschool let alone in the real world. I remember the hottest girl in my highschool saying "ewwwww, guys with muscles have small d*cks.":rolleyes:
 
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How ignorant can you possibly get?

Clout and front. Do you have any idea what the **** that means dousche bag? Okay, first look that **** up then come try acting like you know ****. I get ***** fagget.

Of coarse they're gonna **** a rich studs over football players *******.\

I can't believe you mayne, use your brain thats why God gave it to you. O yeah, and don't generalize hoes, just bc "the hottest girl in school" says w/e she said doesn't mean ****, especially when I'm railing the hoe.
 
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How ignorant can you possibly get?

Clout and front. Do you have any idea what the **** that means dousche bag? Okay, first look that **** up then come try acting like you know ****. I get ***** fagget.

Of coarse they're gonna **** a rich studs over football players *******.\

I can't believe you mayne, use your brain thats why God gave it to you. O yeah, and don't generalize hoes, just bc "the hottest girl in school" says w/e she said doesn't mean ****, especially when I'm railing the hoe.
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Ok guy...look here. Youre post isnt very good because 1) it lack organizations to make decent sense, and because 2) youre usage of the english vocabulary/grammar is absolutly horrific. Stop using your ignorant slang on the internet and at least make an attempt not to use ebonics, as vain as that maybe. Oh yea, you spelled course wrong and your statistics merely reflect your experiences...so...stick to reading the tips, bud.
 
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Hey Raiderz blow and o yah, btw u do realize you dont know me, so for you to speak of my experiences is "mere" bull**** amigo. By this sat. I will have my pics and that on my myspace neatly arranged and that, so you and other fagget ignorant losers can check my sexy body out along with the girls, o yes and there may not be many well why? because I'm pimpin' realistically girls don't wanna b considered hoes, but Ive got 'em jockin my nuts puto peace I'm out..

Ps. post again go ahead, the rest of the posts of yours, but you know whats up as well as I do, I suppose... Okay and now I question your game, wouldn't you have been able to see this **** from the start "PLAYER"? i DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE 1 MILLION POSTS TO MY 50... just means your insecure ass had to come and ask questions on this website that many more times than I. okay NOW I'm out, PEACE MASTER DON JUAN. :flowers:
 
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Hey Raiderz blow and o yah, btw u do realize you dont know me, so for you to speak of my experiences is "mere" bull**** amigo. By this sat. I will have my pics and that on my myspace neatly arranged and that, so you and other fagget ignorant losers can check my sexy body out along with the girls, o yes and there may not be many well why? because I'm pimpin' realistically girls don't wanna b considered hoes, but Ive got 'em jockin my nuts puto peace I'm out..

Ps. post again go ahead, the rest of the posts of yours, but you know whats up as well as I do, I suppose... Okay and now I question your game, wouldn't you have been able to see this **** from the start "PLAYER"? i DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE 1 MILLION POSTS TO MY 50... just means your insecure ass had to come and ask questions on this website that many more times than I. okay NOW I'm out, PEACE MASTER DON JUAN. :flowers:
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I dont speek idiote, sorri.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ima str8 up pimp said:
Hey Raiderz blow and o yah, btw u do realize you dont know me, so for you to speak of my experiences is "mere" bull**** amigo. By this sat. I will have my pics and that on my myspace neatly arranged and that, so you and other fagget ignorant losers can check my sexy body out along with the girls, o yes and there may not be many well why? because I'm pimpin' realistically girls don't wanna b considered hoes, but Ive got 'em jockin my nuts puto peace I'm out..

Ps. post again go ahead, the rest of the posts of yours, but you know whats up as well as I do, I suppose... Okay and now I question your game, wouldn't you have been able to see this **** from the start "PLAYER"?
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Hey ima str8 up pimp, was that ebonics for "im a dumb*** piece of trash" Because thats all anyones going to interpret from that mess of a post. Please leave this sight until you

1. learn how to speak or at least write in english
2. stop bashing women
and finally
3. Get out of your ghetto mindset long enough to see how things actually work in the real world
 
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lol burn... U just got treated bro.
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Ok, youre a tough guy i see. Youre proud that you speak ebonics like they do in the "hood." What kind of girls do you get? Judging by your demeanor, im assuming theyre "hood rats." Youre a overly ****y kid who puts on an act for an internet forum where youve deduced that everyone is white. Black people like you piss me off. Continue to perpetuate the sterotypes while the other black people like myself try to break the stigmas that you construe. Thanks for playing. If you would like to play please respond in the fashion of an educated individual. Toodles :rockon: :nono:
 
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Awwwe... ya'll are so pissed. lol. I'm not black, I'm 17 and not black not white either, but I hook up with basically all white girls aged 14 through ****in' 31 :yes: .

Like I said, ya'll got TREATED bro. peace.
 
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Alright its not worth arguing with an idiot. Infact im ashamed for feeding into this waste of time. Someone should bury this thread where no one will ever waste a single minute of his life reading through this crap
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Alright its not worth arguing with an idiot. Infact im ashamed for feeding into this waste of time. Someone should bury this thread where no one will ever waste a single minute of his life reading through this crap
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Indeed, thats what i was gonna say.
 
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I already wasted my minute and I can't have it back! Now I'll waste someone elses minute, that way...I'll feel better!

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