MillionBillionaire
Master Don Juan
Last night was a success. I didn't get laid but I got three phone numbers in 2.5 hours
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I took with me a crappy wingman, I should have gone solo. Next time I'll go solo for sure.
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The night started out with a bang. The dance floor was empty witch is my favorite thing to see. I immediately head to the dance floor as soon as I grab my first beer.
As soon as I start dancing three hb 6.5's come out and we get to dancing.
I make sure that I mingle a bit with everyone before talking to my target. We are dancing and the song goes to a quieter song so I stop her and we chat...
me: Woooo! Hey how's it going?
hb6.5: Hi pretty good.. Why is the dance floor so empty? (points around)
Me: I know WTF! WTH is everyone doing? Where are all your friends
hb6.5: Oh they are over there (she points and they come over)
Me: (I get every ones names and introduce myself when they all come over)
I pull my phone out almost mid conversation and I get her number. 35 year old mom of 2 boys... birthday next week.. gives me info about what she is up to for the next few weeks.. slightly suggests that we could meet up.
After I get the number I tell her to go mingle and I jet to the bathroom..
SUCCESS.. I have had soo much trouble getting myself to ask for the number getting the first one right away felt good.
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I head back out to the dance floor to find it empty again. I spot 2 girls by a post closed off when one of them looks at me.
HB 6.75 and HB 6.5 standing there when I approach them within 3 seconds of noticing them and I start dancing with both of them.
I start talking to the 6.5 about her tattoos, little kino and small talk about other stuff fast. I make sure to talk to my target and make sure she feels like she is part of "my approach." Finally I talk to my target. I don't even remember what I small talked to her about.. I got her number right away. Right after I got her number I asked her friend for her number :woo:
She said she was married.
I jetted as soon as I got hb 6.75's number and a no from hb 6.5 with the tattoo's because she was married for 6 years.
At this point I was feeling good. Could have ended the night right there and I would have been happy with the two numbers I had so far.
I check on my chump azz wing man not doing shytt and I leave him because he was smoking alone at the front of the club outside.
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I get back inside feeling like a boss because I got two numbers pretty fast and the first group of girls I got numbers from saw that I was getting more numbers on my phone from the second group.
The dance floor is popping now and there is a small opening in the middle of the floor witch I immediately start to own and dance in.
By now everyone seen that I am dancing with chicks and getting their numbers.
I end up being smothered like an sandwich by three girls and I do a booosss job dancing with all three of them. I end up grinding so hard with one of them she is pushing me over.. she locks hands..
I go for their names.. get all their names ... get the number from the girl I was grinding the hardest on and Jet. she was about a hb 6.75
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I go outside to find that my wingman got kicked out for some stupid reason.
Right when it is time to get to the heavy grinding lip locking second part of the night.
I dance for a little bit and leave at the peak of the night.
I should have gotten the bartenders number too because I have seen her there before and she has shown me signs of wanting an approach.
My chump assz friend was trying to convince me to call and text all the numbers I got asap... and ask if I got the right numbers :crackup:
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To sum everything up...
Pretty successful night. I used to have a really hard time getting numbers.
Three in one night is fantastic when I haven't gotten one all year.
****ty Wings are stupid jackazzes that get you kicked out of clubs. This happens to me alot. Next time Solo or no go.
I'm glad all the girls had easy names to remember. I only took the time to enter the second girls name into my phone as a place holder.
I went from not having a soul to call or text for a date to having three plates to work with.
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Thank you dj's ! I'm quite satisfied !!!!!!!!!! :cheer: :cheer:
Read the Bible!!!
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I took with me a crappy wingman, I should have gone solo. Next time I'll go solo for sure.
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The night started out with a bang. The dance floor was empty witch is my favorite thing to see. I immediately head to the dance floor as soon as I grab my first beer.
As soon as I start dancing three hb 6.5's come out and we get to dancing.
I make sure that I mingle a bit with everyone before talking to my target. We are dancing and the song goes to a quieter song so I stop her and we chat...
me: Woooo! Hey how's it going?
hb6.5: Hi pretty good.. Why is the dance floor so empty? (points around)
Me: I know WTF! WTH is everyone doing? Where are all your friends
hb6.5: Oh they are over there (she points and they come over)
Me: (I get every ones names and introduce myself when they all come over)
I pull my phone out almost mid conversation and I get her number. 35 year old mom of 2 boys... birthday next week.. gives me info about what she is up to for the next few weeks.. slightly suggests that we could meet up.
After I get the number I tell her to go mingle and I jet to the bathroom..
SUCCESS.. I have had soo much trouble getting myself to ask for the number getting the first one right away felt good.
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I head back out to the dance floor to find it empty again. I spot 2 girls by a post closed off when one of them looks at me.
HB 6.75 and HB 6.5 standing there when I approach them within 3 seconds of noticing them and I start dancing with both of them.
I start talking to the 6.5 about her tattoos, little kino and small talk about other stuff fast. I make sure to talk to my target and make sure she feels like she is part of "my approach." Finally I talk to my target. I don't even remember what I small talked to her about.. I got her number right away. Right after I got her number I asked her friend for her number :woo:
She said she was married.
I jetted as soon as I got hb 6.75's number and a no from hb 6.5 with the tattoo's because she was married for 6 years.
At this point I was feeling good. Could have ended the night right there and I would have been happy with the two numbers I had so far.
I check on my chump azz wing man not doing shytt and I leave him because he was smoking alone at the front of the club outside.
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I get back inside feeling like a boss because I got two numbers pretty fast and the first group of girls I got numbers from saw that I was getting more numbers on my phone from the second group.
The dance floor is popping now and there is a small opening in the middle of the floor witch I immediately start to own and dance in.
By now everyone seen that I am dancing with chicks and getting their numbers.
I end up being smothered like an sandwich by three girls and I do a booosss job dancing with all three of them. I end up grinding so hard with one of them she is pushing me over.. she locks hands..
I go for their names.. get all their names ... get the number from the girl I was grinding the hardest on and Jet. she was about a hb 6.75
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I go outside to find that my wingman got kicked out for some stupid reason.
Right when it is time to get to the heavy grinding lip locking second part of the night.
I dance for a little bit and leave at the peak of the night.
I should have gotten the bartenders number too because I have seen her there before and she has shown me signs of wanting an approach.
My chump assz friend was trying to convince me to call and text all the numbers I got asap... and ask if I got the right numbers :crackup:
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To sum everything up...
Pretty successful night. I used to have a really hard time getting numbers.
Three in one night is fantastic when I haven't gotten one all year.
****ty Wings are stupid jackazzes that get you kicked out of clubs. This happens to me alot. Next time Solo or no go.
I'm glad all the girls had easy names to remember. I only took the time to enter the second girls name into my phone as a place holder.
I went from not having a soul to call or text for a date to having three plates to work with.
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Thank you dj's ! I'm quite satisfied !!!!!!!!!! :cheer: :cheer:
Read the Bible!!!
