"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is anyone here a member of the mile high club? I'm sure new members are becoming fewer and fewer given the way they're packing in the airplanes now.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I dont see what the big deal is, i have no intention on havins sex in a tight restroom of the airplane. I wouldnt say i wouldnt do it if the girl was hot but i dont see why people make it such a big deal. Now if i had my own private jet, thats a whole different story.
 
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Prodigy746 said:
I dont see what the big deal is, i have no intention on havins sex in a tight restroom of the airplane. I wouldnt say i wouldnt do it if the girl was hot but i dont see why people make it such a big deal. Now if i had my own private jet, thats a whole different story.
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A private jet would defeat the purpose. People do it for the taboo element of having sex in public without getting caught. There are guys that have banged flight attendents on duty. Now THAT'S mad game!
 
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Member here, I was on a Jet Blue flight from LA to Antarctica, me and this girl shagged in the ****pit, the pilots nearly crashed the plane because of how sexy I look naked and sweaty

You can get injured though, if you experience random turbulence in the heat of the moment....

Its also best to hit it while taking off and landing, that extra bumpiness is always fun and you can pretend to be her vibrator for a few seconds :)

Shag away fellow members :) :up:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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MacAvoy said:
I jerked off in an airplane toilet. I bet no one can match me there.
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Damned dude, couldn't you have held it till you got home?
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My friend actually is a very consistent member. He has told me he had joined the mile high club with PALMela HANDerson many many times. ;)
 
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