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Don Juan
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I warned people this would happen 25 years ago, but they just laughed at me and said I was crazy. What would of been an Onion article 16 years ago is now true.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I have already posted about this chick. She's got a Stacy body with a very high-tier Becky face. Would definitely hit.I warned people this would happen 25 years ago, but they just laughed at me and said I was crazy. What would of been an Onion article 16 years ago is now true.
I'm 47. I was 23 in 2001.25 years ago was 2001
You warned people about this in an AOL chatroom, whilst connected on a 28k modem?
Your profile also says you are 37 years old.
This means you were 12 years old in 2001.
How could you predict the future with no real life experiences? You haven't reached puberty yet.
Very average face in my opinion. Decent body, but many women can get good bodies simply by working out a bit.I have already posted about this chick. She's got a Stacy body with a very high-tier Becky face. Would definitely hit.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.