Micro rant about the Ex.

[Warrior74]

Dammit. She broke up with her boyfriend and moved back to her moms. Crap. 6 years of radio silence over.

Backstory. She moved out of town with her ghetto boyfriend. Sued for child support and used my money to take care of him and his kids. She told him a bunch of lies about me, dealt with threats and verbal abuse, they refused to let me see my kid. She refused to speak to me saying he wouldn't let her. Finally after digging up a ton of info, I came with a threat of my own. I told him I knew where his mother, his 2 baby mamas and his eldest daughter lived. I knew he still sold weed (at 42? Really?). I knew the guy he bought his weed from. It would be a shame if something happened to them, and it would be a shame if the cops got involved. I said this while showing him my .45 and all problems with him stopped. He would bring my daughter, give me reports on her and basically I had no problems out of him and I didn't have to talk to her.

They just moved back this week and already she's texting me, making demands. Damn, I wish she would have stayed with ghetto dude. You know why? Because like Bill Burr said, ya can't hit em!

http://youtu.be/Ztd8Z1qbJ0c

extended bill burr clip.
http://youtu.be/Zr162OZ2Z0w

FML.

 

[disgustipated]

Bill burr ftmfw. I would not want to cross you btw.

 

[Desdinova]

Got an interesting piece of information about my ex as well. She's apparently filed for divorce. The guy she screwed around with put a ring on her finger. As far as I can tell, there will be no demands this time because it will just delay the wedding plans. Once she ties him to that legal contract, she'll likely never be home while he's stuck babysitting the kids just like she did with me.

So I'm now waiting to be served with the paperwork. It should be interesting.

 

[georgie24]

man your in deep sh*t

if she turns those guys against you its pretty much game over

take the high card on this one for your own well being and piece of mind

 

[Warrior74]

Bill burr ftmfw. I would not want to cross you btw.

Ignorant azzhats only understand pain. I'll give you a choice, pain or obedience. I learned that the hard way growing up as the little nerdy kid. I have zero love for thugs. Much less ones that are interfering with my daughter. He knew I was ready to die, he wasn't quite ready..

 

[Warrior74]

Got an interesting piece of information about my ex as well. She's apparently filed for divorce. The guy she screwed around with put a ring on her finger. As far as I can tell, there will be no demands this time because it will just delay the wedding plans. Once she ties him to that legal contract, she'll likely never be home while he's stuck babysitting the kids just like she did with me.

So I'm now waiting to be served with the paperwork. It should be interesting.

You almost have to feel sorry for the poor dumb shmuck. Almost.

We men should start doing background checks on women. Interview thief last three boyfriends or something. Because if you knew what that guy knew, you'd probably just pump n dump.

 

[betheman]

You almost have to feel sorry for the poor dumb shmuck. Almost.

We men should start doing background checks on women. Interview thief last three boyfriends or something. Because if you knew what that guy knew, you'd probably just pump n dump.

you cant do that, the past is the past for a reason, if you truly love her, you would see her for who she is now....and sh!t like that! ;-)

 

[Warrior74]

you cant do that, the past is the past for a reason, if you truly love her, you would see her for who she is now....and sh!t like that! ;-)

I know right? People change and she's not the same woman she was then! Everyday she's growing into herself and reinventing her
Self into to a strong natural wo..... Sorry gotta go barf, brb.

 

[Desdinova]

I know right? People change and she's not the same woman she was then! Everyday she's growing into herself and reinventing her
Self into to a strong natural wo..... Sorry gotta go barf, brb.

Yeah, she keeps trying to show that she's indeed a good mom! Good moms let their kids eat cookies for breakfast because a strong woman need not buy nor cook a proper breakfast.

Warrior, WTF did we see in these women?

 

[Solomon]

Warrior, WTF did we see in these women?

a set of tits and dripping vag....

:crackup:

 

[Boilermaker]

Warriror you carry a .45 on you at all times brah?

 

[AW1983]

Warriror you carry a .45 on you at all times brah?

Big weapon for concealed carry...

 

[Warrior74]

Warriror you carry a .45 on you at all times brah?

Nah. I just wanted to show him what was what. I keep my gran's subnose .38 in the glove box though.

 

[Boilermaker]

We men should start doing background checks on women. Interview thief last three boyfriends or something. Because if you knew what that guy knew, you'd probably just pump n dump.

Would make this my signature it weren't for my respect for the dead man and the guilt of my abrasive remarks against him.


Hilarious/insightful.

 

[Warrior74]

Aaaand, it begins....

Look at this lovely Facebook message I received today.

Hey! I know it's been a while since we have coummunicated & if you don't want to be my friend on here I totally understand. I know for the past 5 years my life has been so different & I was not in a good relationship at all... it took a lot of courage for me to leave & I know it was and is the best thing for me & especially ******* (our daughter). She is my #1 prioroty & I want you to know that I want us to get along with each other and co-parent her she deserves it, she is AWESOME and she is so much like you it's not even funny!! I would love for us to be able to do things together with her, I know she would appreciate that! I'm just so happy to be back with my family & friends who have been there for me since day one. When I left (city she moved away to) I never looked back & I'm in such a better place now in my life, I want nothing but the best for you & always wanted you to be HAPPY! You are the father of our child & I will always respect and be grateful to you for that. I have learned so many things about myself over the past few years and I know in my heart I'm a better & more humble person than I once was, I will take full responsibility for my mistakes and wrong-doings in life and I hope and pray that we can move forward and atleast be friends and get along with each other. I hope everything is going well for you, I texted you about getting ******* this weekend my parents have plans and I have to work, you will onlyhave to watch her on Saturday and Sunday til' I get off around 4:00. I hope you read this & understand I'm truly SORRY for anything and everything I've ever done to make you mad at me. Hopefully we can talk soon!!

My response?

I'm working Saturday.

 

[Boilermaker]

Well Done, bro!

You totally sound like a b!tch

 

[Warrior74]

Well Done, bro!

You totally sound like a b!tch

Explain.

 

[Desdinova]

Haha, sounds like she wants to make you all a happy fvcking family again. I don't know if I should envy you or feel sorry for you.

My ex seems to be planning her second wedding. Divorce papers are apparently making their way to me. I wish him all the best with her, and I wish her all the best with him. They're both total fvck ups who deserve each other. The way I see it, it's less pollution in the dating pool. But given their history, they'll be going out fishing after dark when the other isn't watching.

 

[Married Buried]

Haha, sounds like she wants to make you all a happy fvcking family again. I don't know if I should envy you or feel sorry for you.

My ex seems to be planning her second wedding. Divorce papers are apparently making their way to me. I wish him all the best with her, and I wish her all the best with him. They're both total fvck ups who deserve each other. The way I see it, it's less pollution in the dating pool. But given their history, they'll be going out fishing after dark when the other isn't watching.

Marry a latina next time. They will never give you a problem I think they are the best.

 

[Desdinova]

Marry a latina next time.

There won't be a next time.