"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Michelob Ultra: any thoughts?

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I like partying with my friends on the weekends. It's fun, and it's a great way to meet women. But now that I'm starting to get more serious about my health and appearance, I'm trying to find ways to lose the beer gut. So I've seen this ad campaign for Micehlob Ultra, and I was wondering if any of you have tried it. I'm all for a low-carb beer, as long as there's still at least a hint of beer taste in it. But if it's worse than hot Natty Light, I'll stick with tall pints of Boddington's and put some more time in at the gym to make up for it. I didn't see any posts on this in the forum, but I may have missed something. Any input?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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If it has less carbs, it will be better, relatively speaking. However, any form of alcohol is going to hinder your progress in achieving a better body.
 

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It's like instead of eating that cake, you eat only a little cake. It can only hurt. Plus it's like 4 proof. Just take some vodka shots for a low-cal buzz.
 

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How many carbs are in it? Three? Look at miller lite or any lite beer and there are only 5-6 carbs anyway. I think its GREAT marketing for all the idiots who think they can eat as much as they want and not get fat, as long as they dont eat carbs.
 

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I suggest drinking Guinness. Contrary to what many might guess, Guinness is fairly low alcohol and is low calorie.

And for all those DJ's (normally the US ones) that drink Bud Light, Miller Light or similar garbage you should try some other beers this year. Expand your horizons.

The only reason Bud Light is the best selling beer in the US is because of the tons of advertising it gets.

Bud Light is one of the worse tasting beers and any of the Anheuser-Busch group of beers seems to give the worst hangovers.

I drink Guinness, Sam Adams and Warsteiner Dunkel on a regular basis.

I have tried over 300 types of beer.

But I need to take a break from it!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Rolling Rock is good. I like that.

You guys are right, beer is bad for the health. I drink occassionally.
 

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Oh my god, rolling rock is the nastiest goddamn beer I've ever had. It goes down like a handful of nails.
 

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The best beers are Grolsch Summer Blond, Hacker-Pschorr Weiss, and Guinness.
 

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Originally posted by Tryin to Grow a Chin
The best beers are Grolsch Summer Blond, Hacker-Pschorr Weiss, and Guinness.
I aced my final speech in speech class in college on the brewing process of beer, complete with a demonstration of fermenting beer. I am the beer king.

You must not have ever had the pleasure of partaking in a Palm Beach Blonde, a Road Dog Pale Ale, or a Great Lakes Brewing Company IPA.

I tried the PB Blonde at the Beer Festival At Universal Studios a year ago. Absolutely phenomenal! Too bad it hasn't gained the popularity to increase distribution...haven't seen it in the stores yet.

The Great Lakes IPA I picked up on a biz trip to Ohio. Can't get it here either.

The Road Dog can be found readily.

Big River Brewing makes some damn fine brews, but they don't bottle. Good thing there is one within driving distance.

If you like Weiss beers Julius Echter, Oberdorfer, and Road Dog are better than the Hacker (although I have yet to try a bad wheat beer).

And Guiness has its place, but try Anchor Porter, and Samuel Smiths Oatmeal stout (YUM!)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Soshyopathe
Pale ale? I thought that was when you nutted into somebody's beer cup.
Not the kind I drink.
 

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Thanks for this input. I tried the Michelob Ultra. It's not without it's charms, but yeah, it's a marketing tool, nothing else. I'm sticking with Boddington's or Harp.
 

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I haven't tried the Michelob Ultra yet, but having tried hundreds of different beers, I am quite sure it can't have much flavor.
 

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The marketing ads are a riot... one shows this fitness model gal in B&W hunkered over doing a bent-over row, along with a picture of the beer...

like, Im just going to kick the post-workout shake and switch to Michelob Ultra or something
 

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Don't laugh, I'm working on a high protein beer.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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A pint is 210 calories? I thought it was less than that.

Oh well. I love the stuff.
 
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