"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Michelle wants to divorce Obama?

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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CaConfused said:
Yup. The Enquirer actually has become a viable news source for awhile now. Often very correct
Yeah, check out their website. I'm not a regular reader of theirs by any means, but I am aware that they have broken a number of legitimate stories.

They're not the same tabloid that they were when I was growing up, they've moved away from that kind of entertainment. When you talk about stories about aliens and such I think you're referring to other tabloids like The Weekly World News.
 

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Aliens aside, there is usually some ring of truth in these tabloid stories, although of course they are prone to embellish and speculate. At the core there is often a basic fact that they're riffing off of.
 

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First of all, let's get this straight. Obama is gay or, at best, a bisexual with a clear preference for men. This is a well-known fact. Anyone who thinks that the following pictures depict a straight man needs to have his gaydar adjusted:

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/3/5/5/3/6/1/7/obama-kal-penn-gay-lover-homosexual-affair-fag-103024949743.jpeg
http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article8153027.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Obama+and+Sohale+Siddiqi.jpg
http://nobarack08.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/obama-judo.jpg%3Fw%3D468%26h%3D339

And then there is "Pop", a poem that he wrote when he was in college. You be the judge:

http://www.dcclothesline.com/2013/05/25/obamas-disturbing-poem-on-man-boy-relationship/
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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abe0 said:
Did you see how fat she got.....she was dying!!! They were right!!!! And who says aliens don't exist? The do....... Abe
She's been fat for years. Yeah, she made a miraculous recovery lol. The Enquierer has been spot on with some of their stories. They've been dead wrong on quite a few too. They've also been sued many times. Look at all the stuff they wrote about Clinton. Never turned out to be true.

Bokanovsky said:
First of all, let's get this straight. Obama is gay or, at best, a bisexual with a clear preference for men. This is a well-known fact. Anyone who thinks that the following pictures depict a straight man needs to have his gaydar adjusted:

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/3/5/5/3/6/1/7/obama-kal-penn-gay-lover-homosexual-affair-fag-103024949743.jpeg
http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article8153027.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Obama+and+Sohale+Siddiqi.jpg
http://nobarack08.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/obama-judo.jpg%3Fw%3D468%26h%3D339

And then there is "Pop", a poem that he wrote when he was in college. You be the judge:

http://www.dcclothesline.com/2013/05/25/obamas-disturbing-poem-on-man-boy-relationship/
LMAO. I was waiting for someone to post some stupid sh!t like this. And here it is. This is your proof? LOL. You right wingers will stoop to anything to try to discredit this man. So what? He was talking to some dude and sitting on a couch. Laughing at an event in an action shot. Let's have a photographer study you. Let's snap a picture of you in a candid moment. Will people call you gay? This is the most lamest sh!t I've ever seen. Thanks for the laugh :crackup:
 
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