Michael Strahan Gets Raped, Then Extorted

[diplomatic_lies]

The BIG QUESTION is: Why do those kids need $18K a year?

I mean, can't they get a job or something? Lots of 5-year-old kids in Thailand have a job, and look how successful they are now.

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

I bet feminists and women everywhere are cheering about how a woman brought down a big powerful man.


women love that. u should hear what the girls in my class say bout that

 

[MuayThai]

"...in which he agreed to pay her 20-percent of his assets for each year of their marriage and give her half of his total assets."

*Rubbing eyes* No it's real. What a douche.

If you're a millionaire, you really have to think straight and not let "love" get in the picture.. especially when it comes to marriage. otherwise, you'll be in an ****ed-up situation like this nfl player. if i were a millionaire, i would not get married.

I bet this stuff happens to average guys all the time. You just don't hear about it.

 

[JohnJones]

I think he got owned, but more on the pre-nup:

Assume that his "assets" per year were only his income and he made $1M a year, of which she was entitled to 20% per the agreement:

1M 800K 200K
1M 800K 200K
1M 800K 200K
1M 800K 200K
1M 800K 200K
1M 800K 200K

Aggregate Wealth Pool: 6M
Michael: $4.8M
Her: $1.2M

THEN she gets 50% of his assets that he has when they get divorced (in this example, assuming his assets are only his 80% cut): $2.4M

Her: 2.4M + 1.2M/ $6M = 60%

So basically, he signed a pre-nup that gave her 60% of his wealth overall? good counsel he had.

 

[Bible_Belt]

my professor talked about this in class today

So basically, he signed a pre-nup that gave her 60% of his wealth overall? good counsel he had.

It gets worse. It's not that his lawyers approved the pre-nup, his lawyers actually wrote the prenup. He did worse than having no prenup at all. I think he has a malpractice case against his own attorney.

 

[RedPill]

So basically, he signed a pre-nup that gave her 60% of his wealth overall? good counsel he had.

It gets worse. It's not that his lawyers approved the pre-nup, his lawyers actually wrote the prenup. He did worse than having no prenup at all. I think he has a malpractice case against his own attorney.

Exactly.

How much could he recover in a case like this for receiving negligent representation, above what the statutes would have taken from him with no prenup? I bet attorneys everywhere are tripping over themselves right now to get in touch with Mr. Strahan. I would be if it was my field of practice.

 

[seanchai]

I bet feminists and women everywhere are cheering about how a woman brought down a big powerful man.

I bet you think about feminists more than they think about you.

Think about it! :rockon:

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

I bet you think about feminists more than they think about you.

Think about it! :rockon:

absolutely. and why should they think about me?

 

[Bible_Belt]

How much could he recover in a case like this for receiving negligent representation, above what the statutes would have taken from him with no prenup?

Good question. I think he could get the difference in result between an ordinary and reasonable prenup and the hellacious one he had. The firm would be motivated to settle due to publicity. Strahan should try to ruin that firm's reputation; they have the money to settle the suit quietly. He should get a settlement in the millions, but the exact amount is usually confidential as per the terms of the settlement agreement.

 

[backbreaker]

first of all, he must of had the same attorney Mike Tyson had when he went to jail about 10 years ago.

If I had THAT much money, whoever kobe bryant's attorney was would be doing my freakin TAXES, let along any crap like this.

WTF a prenup that says "here... take more than half"

he was better off going in it without any

On a different note.. whoever said Strahan has 5-10 more years of income left is full ofi t. He's been in the league for a while, 14 Freakin years.

And if I hear the "well, the NFL players don't deserve that much money"

ovbiously they do, becuase you know HOW they get paid that much? Because we pay every last freakin dime of their salary, at least the general public does. We pay what we deem important. Hell when I was in 10th grade I was horrible at Trig, but I could literarly name the top 3 picks in each draft for the last 15 years, which college they came from and in most instances, what cities they were born in.

The 32 NFL teams split something like 2 BILLION dollars in TV revenues last season. You think that money came from the Federal Goverment? That's just the NFL

Something else of note, unlike the NBA, or the MLB, the NFL is unique whereas the players salarys for the most part, isn't guaranteed, which whyt here are so many more bonuses in the NFl than any other sport.

Look at Chris Webber. He sucked, so they paid him 33 Million dollars to leave Philly.

If he wai n the NFL, he would have been cut and not cost a dime. Players salaries for the most part aren't guaranteed. what I am getting at is, I don't know if you know, but He has been hurt for a large part of the season... what if his injury takes a turn for the worst and he gets cut this or next year... you don't know how much money his wife squandered. How can he do good works with money he doesn't have?

Okay, he gets paid a base salary of 5,250,330 a year. if I am not mistaken that was a 5 year deal 3 years ago. He wasn't making that type of money before this deal. Now, this is before his endorcements (which are good but not Payton Manning, 11.5 mill a year or anything like that) and before TAXES

and you want me to fork over 15 freakin money, AFTER TAXES?

That my friends, is why you don't get married