"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Michael Jordan of Cycling... SWEET!!!!!

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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it's such bullsh*t that they claim he used illegal substances...they're talking about urine samples from 1999! that's just ridiculous. besides, he had cancer therapy, so it's obvious there will be some substances in his system.

this guy seriously is a legend...it would be sweet if he came back and just rubbed it in their faces one last time.
 
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He hasn't decided yet. He just said he's thinking about it, it's not an absolute 'NO.'
 
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Originally posted by h2o
it's such bullsh*t that they claim he used illegal substances...they're talking about urine samples from 1999! that's just ridiculous. besides, he had cancer therapy, so it's obvious there will be some substances in his system.

this guy seriously is a legend...it would be sweet if he came back and just rubbed it in their faces one last time.
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The French are just pissed that their own countrymen suck at their own race.
 
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Let's be fair, I hate the Frogs (just kidding around of course) as much as the next guy, but I'd be pissed too if some "arrogant, ignorant, fat American pigdog" came and won all my races... Seven times in a row... Shattering all previous record held by the country...

And I hope to God he comes back, and sticks it to the bastards, just to show 'em who's boss! Go Lance!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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