"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Michael Jackson is a...

Michael Jackson is a...

  • a musical genius and a star (I'm a fan!)

    Votes: 6 17.1%

  • a little weird, but produces good music nonetheless

    Votes: 16 45.7%

  • a weirdo, i don't like him at all

    Votes: 8 22.9%

  • ewwww, hate him

    Votes: 3 8.6%

  • who the hell's michael jackson

    Votes: 2 5.7%
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suaveplayer

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Hey guys, this poll is just for fun!

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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His music was good up until the 'History' album. That's when his ego and his anger at the accusations ruined his music. He seemed to build his ego higher with each release. He was 'Bad', then 'Dangerous', then he had that big ol' statue of himself on the History album (anyone remember the video promo for that album?) But he found out that he wasn't invincible when 'Invincible' came out.

But still, I wouldn't be surprised if his next album is called "Lord and Savior".
 
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He wrote Thriller, man. Thriller.

He has some definite classics, but he hasn't made much in 10+ years. Still, had a damn good run.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Effington said:
He wrote Thriller, man. Thriller.
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Thriller was written by Rod Temperton. Unless you mean the album, on which Jackson has a few writing credits - however I believe most of the credit for the albums success belongs to producer Quincy Jones.
 
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Shouldnt option a) and b) be the same option?
 
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Nighthawk said:
however I believe most of the credit for the albums success belongs to producer Quincy Jones.
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Not if you ask Quincy. He has said the complete opposite in many interviews.
 
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I'm astounded by the number of people that condone this pedophilliac type behaviour. A grown man having children sleep in his bed and identify what his d1ck looks like. He might not have molested them but I guarantee he went too far and you guys support it via supporting his music.

You must be proud.
 
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MacAvoy said:
I'm astounded by the number of people that condone this pedophilliac type behaviour.
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I'm not. So far, the count is 0.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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so more ppl like him than hate him? hmm, i thought it would be the opposite way around?
 
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