"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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MIA METHOD. LAST RESORT FOR TRUE INCELS!!!!!!!!!

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MIA IS THE ONLY LAST RESORT FOR INCELS TO GET LAID.

BEWARE: MIA METHOD MAY DAMAGE YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE (IF YOU HAVE ONE) AND GIVE YOU A BAD REPUTATION. YOU SHOULD ONLY USE IT AS A LAST RESORT

ALSO. THIS METHOD WILL TAKE YOU AT LEAST AN ENTIRE DAY. YOU NEED TO COMPLEATLY BE FOCUS ON IT FOR ONE FULL DAY. WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING ELSE

NOW FOR THE METHOD

M.I.A = MASS INTERNET APPROCHING

STEP 1: TAKE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF SHIRTLESS WITH A BOXER. MAKE SURE YOUR **** IS HARD FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT. TAKE ONE PHOTO WITH YOUR HAND INSIDE YOUR BOXER HOLDING YOUR **** AND ANOTHER ONE GRABBING YOUR BALLS LIKE THAT:





STEP 2: UPLOAD THE PHOTOS TO FACEBOOK. REMOVE ALL OTHER PHOTOS YOU GOT FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT.


STEP 3: MESSEGE EVERY FEMALE YOU SEE ON FACEBOOK INCLUDING GIRLS ON YOUR FRIEND LISTS THAT YOU KNOW (INCLUDING THOSE WHO HAVE BFS). DONT SPARE ANY FEMALE UNLESS SHES FAT.OR UNDER 16. MESSEGE THE MILFS AS WELL.

AFTER SHORT INTRUDECTION. DONT START ANY CONVERSATION WITH THE GIRL. JUST ASK HER IF SHES DTF OR FWB


STEP 4: GO ON TINDER AND PICK ALL WOMAN. EVEN THE UGLY ONES


STEP 5: OPEN AN OCKUPID AND POF ACCOUNT UPLOAD THE SAME PICS AND MASS MESSEGE EVERY GIRL ON THE SITE WITH THE WORD ''DTF?'' or ''FWB?''


REMEMBER. NO CHATTING AT ALL. JUST YES OR NO.


STEP 6: SEARCH FOR WOMANS FORUMS. AND OPEN A THREAD ON IT WITH THE SAME PICS. AND ASK THEM TO RATE YOU.

TELL THEM YOUR VERY INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BODY


STEP 7: ONLY AFTER YOU SPAMMED THE **** OUT OF THE INTERNET. AND I MEAN REALLY THAT YOU MESSEGED EVERY WOMAN POSSIBLE IN YOUR AREA

THEN WAIT FOR RESULTS


AND THEY WILL COME BELIEVE ME

BUT I BET YOU LOSERS ARE TOO HIGH INHIBTION FOR THIS METHOD AND YOUL JUST KEEP ****POSTING ON THIS FORUM


ANYONE WHO WILL DO THIS METHOD WILL GET LAID. I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH. BUT YOU SIMPLY CANT LOSE WITH THIS METHOD

THINK ABOUT IT. WHILE YOU MAYBE WORKED HARD FOR IT. YOU STILL DIDENT LEFT THE HOUSE. YOU STILL DIDENT SPENDED ANY MONEY .

ITS WORTH THE TIME. BELIEVE ME
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stagger Lee

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I think if you're going to spam as many women as possible, you would eventually get some taker(s) even it used a more normal pic of yourself, and just asked if they wanted to meet for a drink. That way you wouldn't totally ruin your reputation since it would be good to get laid more than once.
 

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The only girls you'd attract doing this would be lower quality than yourself. I think any guy here could get laid pretty easily banging someone 3,4,5+ pts below them. But they either don't want to... or physically couldn't.
 

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Coming from a guy who regularly has sex, it's good, but nowhere near good enough to justify doing this.

The cost of doing this is not worth the benefits, it's short-sighted. What I mean is you'd get sex from a few desperate (and equally frustrated) women, but you will wreck your chances of EVER getting a quality woman. So what do you do when you get your sex and eventually figure you've had your share? You'll wake up and realize how epicly you fvcked up for yourself.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I've never been that desperate to lay pipe even when I was a beta. But if I was flopping like a fish to blow a nut off and porn wasn't doing it for me your method would likely get the job done.. I would never do the part about being insecure about my body though. That's woman's play there.
 
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