"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She called me up and asked if I could meet her after college. We met at a local park and were just talking about how life is after breakup. She was totally into me and was at the most submissive behaviour I have ever seen her at.


So she continued this talk about how we could have worked out our relationship but I didn't gave much attention.

We started talking about our mutual friend who is actually cheating on his girlfriend. At that point she said None of the guys on this planet are loyal and I said well I Was Loyal to you when we were together. She said Nah even you went out with this girl when we once had a fight and I said well we had broken up for 4 days and that's when I went out with her.


She said Evil Spirit Just go.


I got up, buttoned my jacket said Bye and ejected, Lit up my cigarette and went back to my friend's room and I didn't even looked back just kept on walking.


The old me would have tried to convince her and make her smile but the current version of me doesn't even care.


At night she texted me I cried when you left and was crying on my way back home.


No Fuc ks given.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Feels good doesn't it?
 
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Did she updated her facebook/twitter/instagram/ink/webstagram/pin interest status of how she hates you and you missed a great women in your life
 
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Maximummax said:
Did she updated her facebook/twitter/instagram/ink/webstagram/pin interest status of how she hates you and you missed a great women in your life
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Well, Her status last month was like when two people are together they are happy and **** but when one of them decides to chase his dream the relationship is meant to fall. I don't remember the exact wording but it was directed towards me.
 
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EvilSpirit22 said:
Well, Her status last month was like when two people are together they are happy and **** but when one of them decides to chase his dream the relationship is meant to fall. I don't remember the exact wording but it was directed towards me.
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you did a good job with her leaving her to wonder
i bet she will come back to you again asking for reason "if" she can't find a badboy to tingle her...You know what i mean
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
dont talk to her man, you had a more ambiguous breakup than some, dont underestimate the power of the dark side
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Bro this was like the 100 th time she begged me to meet her and I wanted to show her that there's no place for her in my life. I am never going back to her plus I even tested myself by being close to her and I swear I have no feelings left for her I am not even sexually attracted to her.

This meeting marked the end of my relationship with her for ever even as a friend. She's as good as dead to me.

I respect you a lot man and I am never even going to talk to her.
 
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9JuanJuan said:
Does this count a Like, similar to FB. Great story
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haha thanks man!
 
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