"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dilberto

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I got her digits, email and are going out this weekend. She tells me she is a Born-Again Christian. I told her I believe in God.....but don't do no church, or thump the bible.

What's your experience with lovers of JC? Am I sh*tting up a tree, or should I just play it by ear, and go on this date? For being 40- she is scorching HOT.

She looks like she has not had sex in awhile(maybe over a year?). Will any kino blow this up on me?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Interceptor

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Talk to her a little bit on the phone prior, man.
Don't go in blind...
 

aliasguy

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DON'T bring up Jesus at ALL all evening. Play her just like any other woman.

If she starts up about whether you've been "saved" or not, just TACTFULLY, and SMOOTHLY change the subject.

And then, take her home and nail her.

DON'T talk church stuff with this girl.

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DonJuan11

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Dilberto said:
She tells me she is a Born-Again Christian.

What does that mean?

She looks like she has not had sex in awhile(maybe over a year?)

How do you know?
anything over 25 should be easy to get action from. 40 should be like taking candy from a baby.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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WhitePimp

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The born-agains are complete psychos but they're usually kind of sexy about it
 

SamePendo

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Taken from:Treat women as kids.

Come on! Haven't you seen this? It's like a parrot knowing how to ride a unicycle and wearing a hat, twirling around singing... does that make him any different from the other parrots that can repeat your name? It's just a parrot.
This applies to most stituations of women stating something about themselves:

"I'm a virgin"
"I want a man who respects me"
"I was on afterhours at work"
"We're just friends"
"I'm a born again christian"
"I'm 18 years old"

Just nod at whatever they say, and go two steps forward and one back, and when they give it up, don't forgive, strike with all your might. It's just a parrot repeating something they heard somewhere, and it gives them some kind of sensation to their brain that makes them say it again and again. It's just a parrot.
 

j0n024

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Yes good luck with your girl man, I gotta say I would love to see a picture of this girl because I love older women!! Dont know why but If I could hit on every Milf I see I would! Good luck and like what everyone else has been saying just treat her like any other girl goodl uck.
 
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