Met a woman on the bus......this is what happened

[alphamale1]

Hay

I was on the bus and this woman jumped not bad looking slim and sexy. This is what I said

Me: What are you reading?
Her: (some weird but intriguing book)
Me: ya know I noticed something about you when you got on the bus.
Her: what?
Me: you dont know?
Her: no
Me: when you were walking in the bus. your nose wiggled.
Her (dumb founded look)
Me: Whats your name?
Her: Georgine
Me: My name is Ben
Me: So what do you do?
Her: im a hairdresser
Me: (looks at her hair)
Me: so how did you get that job?
Me: i studied for it
Me: are you rich?
Her: no
Me: bummer
Her: are you rich?
Me: no
Me: bummer cos I need a rich woman that can support herself and me so that I can live my long term dream goal of becoming a house husband.
Her: (dumb founded look)
Me: I like your necklace
Her: Thanks
Me: my nanna has one just like it....
Me: (dumb founded look)
Her: my boyfriend bought it for me
Me: you have a boyfriend?
Me: i just recently met u and u are already telling me about your problems.
Her (dumb founded look)
Me: so hows it feel to talk to a handsome bloke like me?
Her: good alright
Her: and hows it feel to talk to an attractive woman like me?
Me: ive seen better.
Her: (dumb founded look)
Her: (she pushes her button to get off the bus)
Me: do you have email?
Her: no
Me: do you have electricity?
Her: yes (dumb founded look)
Her: it was disconnected last nite and was turned on this morning.
Me: do you have a mobile number?
Her: no
Me: do you have a mobile number?
Her: Yes but I dont give it out
Her: what country are you from?
Me: have a guess.
Her: New Zealand
Me: maybe
Her: You are arent u?
Me: maybe


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There is three things I realised I did wrong

1. Nearly each time I said something or after I had said something I had to figure out what to say next and so I always turned my head to think a lil before turning back and facing her......Does this give her the impression that im not smooth after all and that im just thinking in my brain?

2. When time is against me, i normally have to say thing before she gets off of course its not really really bad like some beginners would be but i guess what im trying to say is
Do you ever feel that when time is against u, u are trying to get all the funniest things out in the quickest nick of time?
Maybe next time i'll ask where is she getting off so that I know how I can reschedule or rethink my strategy or whateva.....

3. I didnt make it look like i had known her for years because I was asking questions, but is it essential to make it look like we have been together for years....
if so.....how does one do it? what does one say....

THE GOOD thing out of this all is she said 'Im quite a character'
Ye Hah./
Ben

 

[alphamale1]

referring to number 1...

thinking in my brain like can she subtly noticed me thinking when i turn my head away from her.

Ben

 

[DJDamage]

the problem I see is that, you try to be ****y&funny with a chick who wasn't receptive to your attempts. If you don't get a warm engagment by the second or third question/line you are wasting your time. She wasn't playing along with you and you ended up sounding desperate and a bit creepy.

When she finally understood you won't leave her alone, she pushed the button to get off the bus (I doubt it was her station).

Approach women, who either give you eye contact, or seem to be receptive to your jokes or conversation.

 

[PoloBlue]

you asked too many questions and she was just being polite but not really interested.

if at first you dont suceed, try, try, again!

 

[Don Juanabbe]

I admire his guts though, approaching on the bus or in the street is difficult.

 

[david90]

I 2nd that she's not interested. Her answers are too short and straight.

Funny how u asked if she has electricity. Should of asked whether or not she has a personality.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I think she was annoyed with the c/f thing, she just didn't get it but it kept coming. Frankly I was a bit annoyed reading it.

 

[Ice Cold]

Do u have a personality?

*dumbfound look*

 

[alphamale1]

I will finally ask 'do you have a personality?' when i get the not interested signals...next time

I think that 'do you have a personality?' is quite funny.

Ben

 

[Ice Cold]

for you... not for her