"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Met a girl and she's a slut!

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check her out

http://myspace-440.vo.llnwd.net/01080/04/47/1080167440_l.jpg

Man this girl is a freak! So we went out and I thought the date was boring as hell. But I liked this girl. So she comes into my place after the date, and she practically mounts me. I told her we should go slow, and the stuck her hands down my pants. What was i supposed to do?

What is this world coming to? Are there any decent girls left that arent sluts?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hey man, she's pretty hot. I would advise you to use a condom from what you said about her though..lol. And yes, there is some girls that are not sluts, but that are very hard to find. Hey, did you actually fvck her though? she mounted you, did you give in? lol ha
 
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Haha, Thugo created another username Magik and is using one of Cod3r's girl to diss!
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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once a sl-ut always a sl-ut
 
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hate to say but true ^^^ i tried to convert one slut and she did ok but leave them alone and they will be all over the place.... so i kicked that one to the curb.
 
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Why does everyone get so down on "sl*tty" girls? Why is it so wrong for girls to have a sex drive that's close to that of a guy? There are numerous threads and post about guys f-closing girls on the first date and stories about crazy ONS with girls floating all over this board, but often same posters rag on girls for putting out too soon.:confused:

If a girl wants to get in your pants, don't get upset. She likes you and wants to show her affection in the form of physical contact. Maybe that's the only way she knows how to get a guys attention because she's had bad sucess trying it through less forward ways. Belive it or not, girls are just as confussed about dating and guys as we are. There are just as many sites for girls who are trying to figure out the dating game with guys and girls asking questions just like us.

Instead of writing off every girl as a slut, why not spend more time picking their brains and see what's going on in there? The dating process and spending more time with them will reveal the depth of the individual for those who understand how to go about said process in the right way. Unfortunately that's not an easy overnight thing. It will take many people years to figure out their way of being comfortable and finding the strength and intrest in themselves to reach that level of socialization.
 
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sluts are just girls that like to f#$k............ just like us guys. You need to learn to delete the word slut from your vocabular or at least not use it in a negative sense. All girls are "sluts" and if they are not being a "slut" with you then they just aren't into you like that yet. Never say the word slut around a girl it makes most of them self concious.... my advice if you like this "slut" keep hitting it because they know how to have fun and sometimes there is a kick ass person under there too. Don't worry what others say about these types of people.

Another thing I find is people that say the word slut are just jealous........if a chick slept with 100 guys and you slept with 200 girls would you still call her a slut, probably not, but if you are doing your hand every night and only been with 2 girls then all of a sudden she is a slut.
 
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Reading this thread, and having a girl over at my place over the weekend, are some of the reasons I really regret NOT living on my own. You lucky to have your own place to bring these slvts to.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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MagikChiongson said:
check her out

http://myspace-440.vo.llnwd.net/01080/04/47/1080167440_l.jpg

Man this girl is a freak! So we went out and I thought the date was boring as hell. But I liked this girl. So she comes into my place after the date, and she practically mounts me. I told her we should go slow, and the stuck her hands down my pants. What was i supposed to do?

What is this world coming to? Are there any decent girls left that arent sluts?
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From what I can tell she looks like an 8 to me.
I would f*ck...
Props dude. Ball is deep in your court. Power rocks :p
If she was good in bed, try to keep her around, like go out once every two weeks or so.
 
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