"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Met a crazy chick this weekend at a club

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I know i know, they go hand in hand....she was a solid HB7.5-8 and told me she loved me while she was riding on top of me and of course i didn't reciprocate because it was weird...first time meeting and i never say that even after a year or so.......then she started saying she wanted a long term relationship while we were banging...i said ok just to shut her up and keep the moment good....by no means am i actually seeking any sort of relationship with her just to clarify...i am leaving here for good in 2 weeks and would never take her seriously in the first place...but it did turn me on sexually in the heat of the moment though to indulge in her little fantasy or test or whatever it was...not going to lie...has a perfect ass and great legs and very sexy face...and if would consider her for something more than i would have never said ok...was just for fun before you all start calling me beta and stuff like that....pretty much was just play acting to get off more...

Then after we are finished she starts sh&t testing me while walking to a cab saying she didn't want to see me again....i told her all of her talking was really annoying and i could care less what she does....she then started apologizing and said be sure to keep your phone nearby this week so i can reach you...lol....women like this are batSh&t crazy...i am thinking BPD....i might bang her one more time before i leave her in 2 weeks to go back to the states and that will be it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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zinc4 said:
I know i know, they go hand in hand....she was a solid HB7.5-8 and told me she loved me while she was riding on top of me and of course i didn't reciprocate because it was weird...first time meeting and i never say that even after a year or so.......then she started saying she wanted a long term relationship while we were banging...i said ok just to shut her up and keep the moment good....by no means am i actually seeking any sort of relationship with her just to clarify...i am leaving here for good in 2 weeks and would never take her seriously in the first place...but it did turn me on sexually in the heat of the moment though to indulge in her little fantasy or test or whatever it was...not going to lie...has a perfect ass and great legs and very sexy face...and if would consider her for something more than i would have never said ok...was just for fun before you all start calling me beta and stuff like that....pretty much was just play acting to get off more...

Then after we are finished she starts sh&t testing me while walking to a cab saying she didn't want to see me again....i told her all of her talking was really annoying and i could care less what she does....she then started apologizing and said be sure to keep your phone nearby this week so i can reach you...lol....women like this are batSh&t crazy...i am thinking BPD....i might bang her one more time before i leave her in 2 weeks to go back to the states and that will be it.
Is it wrong that this made me laugh?:rock: nice work OP
 
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