"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Met a Chick With a Problem

DJDamage

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I recently got the number of a chick which later on told me that she has "thyroid problems". It seems to me that at the moment she has the disease under control but it can still flare up from time to time.

http://www.newhopehealthclinic.com/thyroid_symptoms.htm

I am a bit hesitent to give this chick a call now after looking at the various symptoms. I do feel bad about that whole thing though, since I did take her number after she told me she has it.

Am I being unreasonable?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Nope!
 

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A thyroid problem wouldn't bother me but its really your choice though bro. I don't like women that smoke but others here could probably care less. Its really just a personal choice thing.

You aren't being unreasonable.
 

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Does this mean she can swallow my schlong all the way up? We're talking about a loose piece of body machinery that's hooked up to the throat, right?
 

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Originally posted by White_Italian
Does this mean she can swallow my schlong all the way up? We're talking about a loose piece of body machinery that's hooked up to the throat, right?
jsut wonderin' do u know black_italian?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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most chicks with tyroid problems are crazy.

best to watch your step.

that rich chick that ran away from the wedding kind of crazy
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by DJDamage
Really? thanks for the warning. Why are they crazy??
the thyroid thing usually isnt caught until they go to the dr for depression and need medication for that. turns out the thyroid problem caused the depression.
lots of them have weight problems and end up being ocd and have panic attacks.
every chick i ever met with it had buggy eyes and were very high maintenance and honestly were on depression meds that werent working.
if you already are involved with a girl who finds this out, you can go or stay.
if you meet a new one with this, best to get away before something develops.
just my two cents

look the side effects up on google
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by penkitten
the thyroid thing usually isnt caught until they go to the dr for depression and need medication for that. turns out the thyroid problem caused the depression.
lots of them have weight problems and end up being ocd and have panic attacks.
every chick i ever met with it had buggy eyes and were very high maintenance and honestly were on depression meds that werent working.
if you already are involved with a girl who finds this out, you can go or stay.
if you meet a new one with this, best to get away before something develops.
just my two cents

look the side effects up on google
well its good to know thanks for the info pen. My main concern was that she would either develop a goiter or get into a coma if we end up having sex.

But as for the medication and her hormones affecting her mind, that I did not consider. I guess if I ran into her again I would try to be a "friend" and nothing more ( I am rejecting a girl that is clearly interested in me and is attractive but I already been with a bi-polar AW and if I get involved again with someone who is not right in the head, I am going to committ myself to a mental hospital. ONE WAS ENOUGH)

Djdamage
 
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