"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You and your woman for the night get it on. As one position leads to another, before you know it, you are banging her virgin tight ass where you shoot your baby juice. When pulling out you notice your soldier has a bit of turd on it.

Would you see this woman again or is it completely off putting to have her turd on your soldier?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cinamon said:
You and your woman for the night get it on. As one position leads to another, before you know it, you are banging her virgin tight ass where you shoot your baby juice. When pulling out you notice your soldier has a bit of turd on it.

Would you see this woman again or is it completely off putting to have her turd on your soldier?
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Baby juice?

That sounds like a line in a porno.

Uhh,I don't know why,but for some reason I was under the impression that you were a woman,Cinamon.

Please forgive me.
 
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Igetit! said:
Baby juice?

That sounds like a line in a porno.

Uhh,I don't know why,but for some reason I was under the impression that you were a woman,Cinamon.

Please forgive me.
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I am a woman, its purely hypothetical. It didnt worry me so much before, thought never crossed my mind, then i saw it happen in a porno and I just worry something like that will happen next time i let someone bang my ass. I guess before taking a risk like that, i need to know what the implications would be. I do love a good ass banging... I actually miss it alot.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I look at it this way...

If you don't want a mud on your soldier, don't shove him in the foxhole!
 
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