"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Merger of Sosuave and GirlProblems?

DeepBlue

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I posted this to the long "sosuave is back" thread in the main discussion forum, but I'd get a kick out of having Allen actually see it. I said...


So much for my speculations.

I was convinced that Sosuave being off the net at the exact same time as GirlProblems.com was a sure sign that Allen is about to spring a huge surprise merger of the two sites. A software boost for sosuavers, a testosterone boost for gp'ers, and a huge audience to sell to.

Looks like it's time for me to give the overactive mental gears a rest.


DeepBlue
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dead_romeo

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Hmmmm....what would it be called? sofuct.com?

hehee


Good to see you back DeepBlue.


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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"It is the responsibility of the strong to help the weak become strong" - Harlan Ellison
 

lordclem*

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deepblue when i was the title,i thought 'by the gods,are the fire of hell not enough'

dont be shocked if allen tries to kill you for the insult*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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