"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mere 6.3 girl comes over and nothing then

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You know, I really like her logic. She said to me: 'you know, the first time I went to your place I really wanted to **** you but I did not because I did not want you to think Im easy.'

LMAO.

Ok, so you do nothing on the first time (not even kissing) ...but you **** in a car the second time so I wont think you're easy, aha...
What the heck does she have in her head? probably nothing...
Crazy sluts...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'm glad you got a lay out of this, pyros, after failing all those ****-tests.
 

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well done. an example of how a man must keep his frame
 
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pyros said:
You know, I really like her logic. She said to me: 'you know, the first time I went to your place I really wanted to **** you but I did not because I did not want you to think Im easy.'

LMAO.

Ok, so you do nothing on the first time (not even kissing) ...but you **** in a car the second time so I wont think you're easy, aha...
What the heck does she have in her head? probably nothing...
Crazy sluts...
Look at your logic. Why did she sleep with you? Because she's a slut? or because you have game?
 

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Sandow said:
You're dealing with a hyper, immature, attention wore. I've had my fair share of these types. Sure you're attracted to her bubbly personality, which is probably why you keep talking to her. But you're not the only one she's talking to. She'll get attention from anyone she can. I wouldn't be surprised if she bangs a different dude next week.

Btw, she put up those wore "shields" to not appear like a slvt. She was planning on fvcking you the whole time, but wanted you to work for it and not come off easy.
couldn't have said it better
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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pyros said:
You know, I really like her logic. She said to me: 'you know, the first time I went to your place I really wanted to **** you but I did not because I did not want you to think Im easy.'

LMAO.

Ok, so you do nothing on the first time (not even kissing) ...but you **** in a car the second time so I wont think you're easy, aha...
What the heck does she have in her head? probably nothing...
Crazy sluts...

I told you man....always be the hunter and push for sex they all want it..........girls are way more hornier than guys...fact...now leave her and watch her run after u and throw a bone very now and then
 
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