"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Quoted from Mens health about Richard Anderson, professor of clincal reproductive science University of Edinburgh.

"Anderson has been the prime mover behind the long awaited male pill since the early 1990's when he ran a World Health Organistation funded programme testing the the feasibility of switching off the hormone that stimulates the testes into sperm production.
Since then, he's helped push the project from the cloistered walls of acedemia and out into the marketplace. This year, two pharamaceutical giants Organon and Schering - began work on the production of a commerically viable pill.
Anderson expects it to be a few years before it hits the shelves, but believes it will bring broader positive effects in affecting a slow-down of global population growth"

So it seems we're finally getting the male pill, albeit in a couple of years, and personally I think it's about time. We can finally take controll of our fertillity.

Any thoughts? Opinions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yeah!

Nice safeguard in case she "forgets to take her pill"
 

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Her: You're shooting blanks!
You: Damn, I have to stop taking these birth control pills!!!
Her: *stares...speechless*

:crackup:
 

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Yeah...I assume you can't *** with them, might still get the "feeling"....but, no condom AND no worry about kids.

S'all wins as far as I'm concerend.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Not tonight Warboss, imma little tired. Maybe tommorow.
 

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There will still be cumshots, just with no sperm in 'em. It's not all sperm, you know.
 

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Here's an opinion...

Richard Anderson is deserving of a clean sweep of the Nobel Prizes the year the pill is released. Chemistry, medicine, peace, economics, and if there are any more Nobel Prize categories he should be awarded those as well.

Sadly though, AFCism is a mental condition that even reproductive rights will not be able to erase. Feminized males will still pine over that HB7 who only sees them as a friend. They'll still play vaginized emo music at the gym. The pill will just prevent us guys from experiencing pregnancy by deception.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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The fact that the world is over populated isn't our problem. It's the fact that the world is over populated with idiots. Since natural selection no longer applies to us we no longer evolve. I actually think we've started to go backwards.
 

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o yay! that way when someone gets knocked up we can all start blaming the guys for not taking their pills!! yippee skippee, cant you just see it now....

knocked up chick: ".. and now im pregnant and its all your fault!"
guy responsible: "how is it my fault?"
knocked up chick: "you must not have taken your pill."
guy responsible: "i only missed a few , werent you taking your pills too. how could this have happened?"
knocked up chick: "of course not, i stopped months ago when you started taking your pills. i told you about it, dont you ever listen?"
 

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donjuanjovi said:
Since natural selection no longer applies to us we no longer evolve. I actually think we've started to go backwards.
Just make every high school/college graduate go to a deserted island with 100 other kids, armed with knives, and have a "battle royale". This will allow us to evolve again (or possibly create a generation of sociopaths).
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
Just make every high school/college graduate go to a deserted island with 100 other kids, armed with knives, and have a "battle royale". This will allow us to evolve again (or possibly create a generation of sociopaths).
I wouldn't give them knives. :up:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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diplomatic_lies said:
Just make every high school/college graduate go to a deserted island with 100 other kids, armed with knives, and have a "battle royale". This will allow us to evolve again (or possibly create a generation of sociopaths).
Man, I'd totally pimp them with my dual bamboo sticks and mud balls!:moon:
 
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