"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Men live without women > than reverse
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Women are wasteful creatures. If their car breaks down, they need to buy a new one. They don't think about the fact that men are the ones who fix their cars or de-clog their clogged sinks. They don't need men because they can buy what they need, which is generally the end of their train of thought. They don't think about where their replacement sink or car comes from, because it doesn't matter just as long as they get it.Create Reality said:
If men quit manufacturing cars and sinks, a woman would flip through the yellow pages, looking helplessly for someone who made cars and sinks. She wouldn't think of who did those jobs. Instead she would eventually come to the conclusion that she can survive without a car or sink.
Without men, technology would regress rather than progress.
I know a couple nurses, and I certainly wouldnt want to do some of the gross dirty things they have to do. Women have their share of gross jobs. That said, Id say most dirty jobs are male gigs because of the strength needed to work those jobs efficiently...something a woman just wont compare with a man.Create Reality said:
*shrug*, and the things women contribute to our world would regress without them. Both men and women have their purpose in society and bring positives to it. Dont fall for the troll thread from the noobie OP (esp considering the thread creation history)Desdinova said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Oh stfu you homo.Jaylan said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
"Every brick you see is there because a man put it there."
I find the guy hilarious.