"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is that ok? She wants dildo for a few reasons:

1. She is tired of same old stuff and wants something new
2. Less likely to get STDS/HIV/AIDS
3. No pregnancy.

Keep in mind she is straight though. What would you think if she said no to penal sex for a few weeks?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Is that ok? She wants dildo for a few reasons:

1. She is tired of same old stuff and wants something new
2. Less likely to get STDS/HIV/AIDS
3. No pregnancy.

Keep in mind she is straight though. What would you think if she said no to penal sex for a few weeks?
It's an insult. But a few weeks let her sort it out. Ensure your getting head or anal
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How about vaginal-dildo sex and blow jobs during the relationship. Is that good enough?
No, she's playing you. I've heard of this before. With the physical penetration she has to concede some dominance, it's natural. By giving head, women can perform that massage without having to like the person.
 

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No, she's playing you. I've heard of this before. With the physical penetration she has to concede some dominance, it's natural. By giving head, women can perform that massage without having to like the person.
Some women will date a guy that is good to them, she knows he is, but she will keep giong after her pool of unavailable guys who won't do nothing for her but phvck. She will give this guy head to keep him "taken care of". They know what she does so she doesn't change it up. She will do what she does for you, while getting more out of you with you being her strongest contributer. A guy may be in the vagina at all times, while your getting your head and eating it.

Alot of woman do like to have one guy in there for the most part and don't switch out. Some don't care, but many in their slvttiness have "systems" which make them feel more comfortable.

Lemme guess, your doing way more than a boyfriend should and she doesn't really "need" a guy for anything else.
 

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Lol!

I made this thread just to make men taste their medicine. If it's insulting to replace your penis by dildo, it's also insulting to replace our vagina with an anus.

Guys asking me for anal is one of my biggest pet peeves!
 

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Lol!

I made this thread just to make men taste their medicine. If it's insulting to replace your penis by dildo, it's also insulting to replace our vagina with an anus.

Guys asking me for anal is one of my biggest pet peeves!
You can "offer" it though to like a husband. IT's a decent once in a while changeup. I'm not sure i'd have him back there all the time.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Lol!

I made this thread just to make men taste their medicine. If it's insulting to replace your penis by dildo, it's also insulting to replace our vagina with an anus.

Guys asking me for anal is one of my biggest pet peeves!
Hey lady, some women this day and age WOULD think that one up.
 

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As a fellow female poster I don't appreciate your childish b.s.
You should stick around and read the content on these boards, you may learn a thing or two. These guys don't deserve to be fvcked with. There's some amazing content here, especially of you can open your mind.
 

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As a fellow female poster I don't appreciate your childish b.s.
You should stick around and read the content on these boards, you may learn a thing or two. These guys don't deserve to be fvcked with. There's some amazing content here, especially of you can open your mind.
I'm not angry, because it is something that CAN come up this day and age...
 

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I'm not angry, because it is something that CAN come up this day and age...
I understand. What frustrates me is that a fair amount of men are on these boards because they feel disrespected and not taken seriously by women. And here is an example of just that. If the female has a legitimate question, by all means ask. Otherwise, trolls suk
 

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I would say the same thing to @Amy359 that I would say to any man on this board. Figure out your standard , set those standards, and stick to them regardless. is a man is into anal you are not obviously you two are not compatible. don't drag anything on, you're both just wasting each others time.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Most girls hate anal and just do it to please their man, even though it is degrading and painful. It's such a shame we would do that to make you happy, but you guys think using a dildo is too insulting. And all the men here say they wouldn't do it.

I'm sick of the idea of women sacrificing their happiness to make their men happy.

www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2266/anal-sex/
 
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Most girls hate anal and just do it to please their man, even though it is degrading and painful. It's such a shame we would do that to make you happy, but you guys think using a dildo is too insulting. And all the men here say they wouldn't do it.

I'm sick of the idea of women sacrificing their happiness to make their men happy.

www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2266/anal-sex/
Sometimes we sacrifice to make the other happy. If they HATE it, they can choose to limit the amount or not allow it. If it's something you really don't like and do it only 6 times a year is it so terrible? Us men do things we don't like or wasn't plan on doing ALL the time to keep our women happy. Anyways in the end it's her body and her choice.
 

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Sorry but when it comes to sex, there should be no sacrifices. Especially when there's pain involved.

Outside the bedroom, sacrificing your happiness for your partner is ok... in fact I encourage it. Or else you are a selfish person that always wants everything your way.
 

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Sorry but when it comes to sex, there should be no sacrifices. Especially when there's pain involved.

Outside the bedroom, sacrificing your happiness for your partner is ok... in fact I encourage it. Or else you are a selfish person that always wants everything your way.
Losing virginity is painful and the next 3-5 times after this may be painful. Anal does not continue to be painful after 1/2 a dozen times and women actually find they strangely ORGASM from it. Women have done it to please me, I take my time and not rush it. Over time they grow to enjoy it. I prefer vagina. But I like the opportuntiy to change it up every once in a blue moon. ANd believe me, sometimes these women force your c0ck to their anus it's not even you taking it.
 

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Losing virginity is painful and the next 3-5 times after this may be painful. Anal does not continue to be painful after 1/2 a dozen times and women actually find they strangely ORGASM from it. Women have done it to please me, I take my time and not rush it. Over time they grow to enjoy it. I prefer vagina. But I like the opportuntiy to change it up every once in a blue moon. ANd believe me, sometimes these women force your c0ck to their anus it's not even you taking it.
I agree if she feels degraded time and time again after trying it a hand full of times then it's not for her.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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