"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Men: How many women have you had sex with?

How many women have you had sex with?

  • 0

    Votes: 9 12.2%
  • 1-10

    Votes: 33 44.6%
  • 11-20

    Votes: 11 14.9%
  • 21-40

    Votes: 11 14.9%
  • 41-60

    Votes: 3 4.1%
  • More than 60

    Votes: 7 9.5%

  • Total voters
    74

Strelok

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Does oral sex count?
Anyway I'm afraid this poll is going to get the same result of the "how much weight can you bench" and "how long your c0ck is" ones.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This is retarded.

First of all....where do you account for quality?

If I banged 100 warpigs or plain janes then I could easily be at the top percentile according to this poll. Screwing an ugly chick is not that hard if you're a decent looking guy.

Second, there's absolutely no correlation between number of partners and amount of sexual experience. I could say I had only 1 very attractive partner but had sex with her 4x a week all year. Some guy comes on an brags he's had 20 one night stands in one year yet I get way more sex (albeit from 1 girl) than he's getting.
 

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"I never fvcked a ten, but one night I fvcked 5 two's".

George Carlin.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just remember guys, this is hardly a representative sample to account for males everywhere. For all we know the guys that come to this site get laid way more compared to the overall population.
 

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The College Jock said:
I'm in a Fraternity. I have the F*ck-List. It's 84, well was. It's now 89.
I hate you!
jokes.
That's a crazy number though...

I've only been with 6 and I'm 22!
 

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Interesting demographic to be in.


I've never had meaningless sex - I meant to ƒuck every girl I did.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The College Jock

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search1ng said:
I hate you!
jokes.
That's a crazy number though...

I've only been with 6 and I'm 22!
Doesn't mean I'm better than you.

I've just got sex on the table more than others due to being in a Fraternity and the environment allows me to have a barrage of consistant encounters.

If you're out or partying 4-6 nights-a-week, approach and have experience under your belt. It's not hard to rack up 2 girls per-month for a year, thats already 24 girls in a year. Plus my numbers are small compared to some of my brothers, theres dudes that are legitimately around 200-275 but never had gfs
 

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Actually penetrated? Ugh...I know the number's higher than 10 but probably south of 20. I can remember like, the first three, and I can remember the last three, but in-between it's not 100% clear.

I'm gonna try to figure this out...

I come up with 13 I can remember. I remember the first 3-4 clearly and the last 3-4 clearly...in between is something of a blur.

Add 5-6 if you're including oral.

Make-outs, second- and third-basers, deleted numbers, situations where I've "chickened out" or the timing's been off...I can't even figure it at that point. But that's not what we're talking about. ;)

I'm not "legendary" by any means. But considering my first time was at age 23, I guess I haven't done bad. One thing I've found is that when it rains, it pours. When you're in the "f*cking zone", chicks just pop up left and right. When you're in a drought, you're DEEP in a drought.

I'd really like to see the "1-10" bracket broken down further. Like, I bet the difference between "1-5" and "6-10" is somewhat dramatic.

But then half the "60+"ers are lying. :p
 

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31 as of July 6th, 2011.

I've kept a list sense I lost my virginity at 16.

But I won't lie and say they were all dime pieces. But I've managed to snag some really hott ones every once in awhile. I just consider myself an opportunist.

-Scars
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I think we should take it one step further and bring in other variables for the sake of "Quality before quantity." I remember an old thread like this and we got pretty deep into it.

What is the average ratio how attractive the woman were? HB1-HB10.

How many were influenced by alcohol? (Either you being drunk, her being drunk, or both.)

How many were over weight/slightly over weight?

How many were one night stands?

How many were girlfriends?

If any, how many were 3somes?

If any, how many different lays have you gotten in the same day/night?

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For me, I would say my average ration is HB6-HB6.5. I have banged some very attractive woman HB9s, but in all honesty, I probably average with HB7s. And I have one HB5 that I was extremely drunk and truly ashamed of, which in a mathematical/ratio term would thus lower my average. Just being realistic here.

I would say at least 70% of my lays were alcohol induced.

1 fat girl. (The HB5 I mentioned earlier.)

I would say 40% were ONS's. The others required a little work.

Probably a small percent maybe like 10-15% were actually girlfriends. For awhile I would go on these cycles where I would date a girl for a long time. Get fvcked over, and then go on a fvck spree. So I'd get broken up with, then go bang like 8 girls right away. And that's kinda the way I have always been.

I've had one 3some in my life. I'm pretty sure I have a LR on here somewhere about it. One of the girls I had already fvcked before, the second girl was new. This would also the same night I tried anal with a girl for the first time. Lol.

On my 19th birthday I managed to bang 3 girls in the same night. 1 was a previous fvck, the other 2 were new.

Let's hear some stories guys!

-Scars
 

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I'm at 7. I got a VERY late start because my first time wasn't until age 28.

I should be over 10, but had a few "complications" lol. A couple times I did pull a chick, but I was too drunk and got whiskey d@ck.

The last chick I pulled had her period. We did everything but intercourse.

The looks range of women have been 5.5 to 8.5.
 

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Strelok said:
Does oral sex count?
Anyway I'm afraid this poll is going to get the same result of the "how much weight can you bench" and "how long your c0ck is" ones.
Ask Bill Clinton. :D
 

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I'm on 18 at the moment, but when I was a virgin I used to tell dudes 6 if they grilled me about it coz I was self conscious (i didn't lose till 20). So, now I have to say 24 IRL if I get grilled, and it does come up, which is annoying because I never ask anyone shyte, nor do I illicit such conversations. But 24 is my age so that sounds made up too, ah well.
 
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